Dracko Malfoots Journey Through Hoggywarts

Shreky

•A year later•

Oh my fuck 😧

I forgot to update y'all cause of all the shit that went down 😀

I'm lazy to tell y'all but what happened today was magical 😋

I broke up with Shrek tho (lowkey kinda miss him) 😚

I was at Diagon Ally to get my wand and stuff, although daddy says I have another wand that I was born with that I could use later ☺

And guess what happened 😺

While I was at the top of the stairs thingy, watching smelly Pottah (Pansy says that's how you pronounce and spell it, so ok) with Lockhart Y/N STOOD NEXT TO ME 👻

LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO ME

AHHHHHHHHHHHH 😫

SO I PUSHED HER OFF THE RAILING 😌

HOW ROMANTIC 😝

And then I saw him. 🤭

Green and large, he burst through the door 🥰

"D- d- d- d- d- d- drayyyyyy 🥺🦶" He stuttered.

"SHREKY?" 🥺

Everyone was quiet as Baka ran to me and hugged me 😭🥀

Y/N looked mad 💦

Totally jelly 🤏

Good, I just need to make her jealous and maybe shit on her too 😌