oscar
. Yes. My Oscar. Yes. My one and only darling, Oscar. Yes and would you please stop calling me with no purpose? Okay. We are running out of the time by the way. I know. Get yourself ready. I am ready. You aren't even wearing your socks, lady. I prefer being barefoot. But it's a mountain and we're going to hike it. I know. Then please cover your valuable feet with any thick thing. I'll take care of myself hon. And would you mind leaving me alone to get myself ready? Not at all. I
need at least 13 to 31 minutes more to dry my hair. Okay. For that while I think you may see if there's anything I forgot to pack in my bag. Okay. I mean you better do that now. Okay. Oscar it is so hard to make any statement or direction clear to your ears I think, isn't it? It seems. Then I have to say it more clearly again? Say what? Do check the stuffs in the back, honey, right now. I think it's okay. Okay what. I think you packed all necessities already. How do you know it. I just
do. Oscar. Yes. My Oscar. Yes. My one and only darling, Oscar. Yes and no need to repeat since it's clear that it's my as well as your name. Okay then please do check if whatsoever in this bag of mine is actually necessary for our journey of one month hiking? Okay. I mean right now. I do understand. Then do act, my honey. Yes. Thanks, a lot, and, or but, by the way, you must recall how my stuffs arranged in there after checking, I mean, it's a good idea to take a picture before
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my Oscar, you did unpack all of them already, didn't you? I did. Why? You said I have to. But it is in the middle of my talking yet. But you said right now. So you unpack all them right away? If I won't you would simply repeat right now honey, I think. Ow kay. Okay. Anyhow then plz focus on making sure the necessities of them rather honey. Right now? Right please now. Okay. Can I fully focus on my hair from now on honey? If you wish. I do wish. Then go ahead honey for sure
. Thanks, a lot. No need, rabbit, by the way, what is this bar thing? sorry to bother you again. I bought it from a flee market last week. For what? For pleasure. Your? Mine plus bit of yours too . What do you mean. It's a toy. I don't play with a toy. But we can. Is it a dildo? Sort of, but not d dildo you may know. Then what's this, vibrator? Neither. Then what on earth is it? It's a wand. I don't think it's a wand. But it is. What kind of? A magic one. Honey. Why. We aren't teenagers. I
do know. And I graduated from any fantasy and sci-fi stuffs with graduation from my school. I know. Then what do you mean by "magic"? It's a magic wand, I mean. I mean, what the part of "magic" mean in that simple short and supposedly kidding sentence. I'm not kidding. Okay. If I were you, I rather and better focus on other more necessary or basic stuffs like a map. I will but I think you have to explain or simply tell me any truth about this stuff. I already said it's a wand
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magical power? No it's just a magic wand. What's different? I don't know and now I better dry my already drying hair by itself more. You can talk while drying your already drying hair, honey . I know but you are distracting my drying my drying hair. I'm not distracting you, I'm doing the thing you did ask me. To ask me what a magic wand is? No I'm just checking its necessity if any . I said it's for pleasure. What pleasure. I think you must simply want to argue with me. I don't. I
will not answer your nudging question any more then. I'm not nudging you either I'm just ask what the magic part of this wand if it is is for. I said, for pleasure! For what kind of, I asked! Just for fun, don't you know any boring rhetoric with no specific meaning like this? Then what's the actual not rhetorical nor superficial wordy meaning of magic? I just don't know. Why? I haven't used it yet as you can see it's unused! You said it's from a flee market. There were tons of a sort
of brand new stuffs there. Who sold it to you? Who knows, it's just another passerby. You paid how much for this shit? Not expensive. Just say the number. No I won't. Why not? I just won't. I am asking you why. I am saying you just because and it's nothing but a toy! And that's the core of our problem. It's not even close to any problem. Yes it is. Not at all. You wanna breakup? You said it first. No you made me say this first. Stop mind-reading Oscar. Stop calling me that Oscar
oscar goes to
1. Oscar the lady
2. Oscar the guy
3. Both Oscars
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