[What An Odd Relationship][Saiouma Oneshots]

-Lock Your Doors~-

Shuichi POV
Warning: Smut
YA'LL READY FOR A LONG CHAPTER FULL OF FLUFFY-SMUT!?! BECAUSE I AM!!

I picked at my cold food. I felt bad for not wanting to eat it. Kirumi made it for me and all, but right now, I'm not in the mood.

I've been telling close to throwing up lately; like something bad was going to happen soon.

"Not hungry today Shuichi?" Kaito hummed beside me, tapping my shoulder.

"Not really," I shrugged.

"It's alright man," he smiled, food very visible between his teeth. "I'll cancel our training tonight if you aren't feeling right."

"Y-you don't need to do that-"

"Nonsense! You've been working hard. It's a well-earned break; just make sure to eat well tomorrow," he elbowed me.

"Alright, thanks," I nodded.

"Any time!" he grabbed for his soda drink, "a hero's job is to care-PFFFF-KOKICHI!!!"

I jumped when he yelled and spat out the soda.

He slammed his soda can down on the table and stood up, "You fucking replaced my drink with your Panta!"

"Yeah, so?" Kokichi rolled his eyes, feet kicked up on the table.

"Asshole! I said I don't want you to prank me anymore!"

"What? You think that was gonna stop me?" he furrowed his brows with disgust.

"Little jerk-!"

"Kaito, Kokichi, enough," Kirumi glared, slamming her fork on her plate, bending the eating utensil.

"Ugh! Whatever mom!" Kokichi groaned like a whiny brat.

"S-sorry Kirumi," Kaito lowered his voice and sat back down.

"*sigh* I'm done, going to bed," Kokichi announced, standing up. He adjusted his scarf then began to walk out.

"Hhhhhold up kid!" a bright scratchy voice rang out. Monokuma soon appeared in front of Kokichi.

"Ah-!" Kokichi let out a short scream, jumping back, "y-you can't scare a supreme leader like that! All 10,000 members of my organization will come after you with all different types of torture!" he pointed an accusing finger.

Monokuma rolled his eyes, "yeah, yeah keep telling yourself that kid."

"What do you want," I stood up sternly.

"Ha! Lashes' balls dropped!" Miu laughed loudly. I cleared my throat to distract my embarrassment from her comment.

"What did you want bear!? If Shuichi wants to know, then obviously I need to know!" Kaito stood up, placing a hand on my shoulder.

"I want to announce a fun new motive!" he jumped up and down. My face dropped along with everyone else's, "aww don't be so depressed about it. It's not that bad, honestly, it should only affect a small group of people."