[Discont.]Did I Mention that this was 7 Minutes in Heaven? Kuroshitsuji style?

Chapter 2 ~Shinigami Love~ (Part 1 of 2)

**A/N: I'm ba~ack~! Whoop whoop! Spring Break~! (not for Rose, unfortunately DX) So~ Rose and I got over our differences and thank kami-sama that she didn't sic Sebastian on me. *relieved* We've managed to get some more of the story going~ so~~~~ We now present~

 

Rose: *shouts* FREAKING RONALD AND MADAME RED~!

Ace: *clears throat* ahem. Yes. Mr. Knox and Madame Red will be the... *Realizes that Rose just spoiled the entire chapter* ROSE~!!!! I'm tellin' ya, fricking quit ruining the chapter for all the readers~

Rose: *XDDDDD*

Ace: Ahem, now for the standard disclaimer~ Rose you choose the character to do the disclaimer~. From Kuroshitsuji if you please~?

Rose: okay~ I think the lucky guy who will present the disclaimer is... our favorite blonde in booty shorts, Alois~

Ace:Your up, Trancy...

Alois: Hahahaha~ See, Phantomhive?! They chose me instead of you! They love me!

Rose: um... yeah sure. *cough cough* you were right in front of me and I didn't know who to pick *cough cough* oh my I think I need a cough drop...

Ace: *poofs up cough drop* Here ya are Rose. *hands cough drop to Rose* Now, Alois, if you'll please refrain from such uneducated hypotheses... *realizes he probably doesn't understand such fancy language...* Just don't say stuff like that again please...

Alois: So~! Let's get right to it~! *holds up the paper with the disclaimer and reads aloud*

Standard Disclaimer: Ms. Ace does not. I repeat DOES NOT own any of the Kuroshitsuji characters no matter how much she wants to...

*shudders* Why on earth would you want to own us?

Ace: *whistles* Nvm. Now-

Rose: *le interrupts* On with the story~! *giggles*

Ace: Yes. On with the story. *glares at Rose* Never steal my line again. Never... **

author-san: *embarassed* Well... On to the next people! Will, if you please?

William: *adjusts glasses and warily picks a piece of paper out of the hat. glasses go foggy and he stands up to leave*

author-san: *poofs Will into his seat* Nope. You will read the initial and fulfil this or else~ *poofs his death scythe into a bouquet of flowers*

William: *pissed* 'G' now if you'll please, I need my death scythe. I have souls to collect.

Grell: *giggling* 'G?' OH, that must be me~. A shame it isn't Sebas-chan~

Sebastian: *shudders*

author-san: Maybe next round? *whispers to self in head* nope that's definitely not happening...

Grell: *Jumps up and heads toward the closet, dragging Will by his collar* come on Will~

author-san: *giggles behind her hand* Have fun in there Grell~~ *XDDDDDDD* *waves at will*

Will: *glares at author-san*

author-san: *still waving* Enjoy~

Rose: Good luck Will~! *to Ace* This is gonna be interesting-

*le timeskip because the 7 minutes was Grell and William arguing and then some weird muffled noises, which was impressive since the closet was dark and soundproofed. Author-san assumes the arguing was over the peanut butter from earlier.*

author-san: *le opens door to a fainted Grell and flustered Will* Whoa. What happened in that last two minutes that you guys went silent?

Will: *brushes past author-san and walks to sit down on his couch*

author-san: Fine~ be that way. *poofs Grell back to Grell's seat* Well it would seem that Grell's out for the count... So, who's next? *looks over to see Grell was next* Well... Considering Grell should have been next and seems to have already taken a turn...

Rose: Ronald's Next~!

author-san: yes *fixes glasses like Will does except with finger* Well then, Mr. Knox, will you choose your slip of paper?

Ronny: *le picks out a piece of paper* 'A.' It's a pretty fancy lookin' one too.

author-san: lemme see~ *le poofs next to him 'cause she's too lazy to walk the five foot distance* Well~ *looks at paper, then grins slyly* this ought to be interesting~ *points to closet* get goin mister, I'll poof your seven minute companion in there and tell you when time starts~

Ronny: *le walks into the closet with swag, then shuts the door*

author-san: *poofs next to Rose* look~

Rose: *snickers* This is gonna be interesting~

author-san: *le poofs next to Madame Red* is this yours Madame? *shows paper to Madame*

Madame: *le goes red in the face* Y-

author-san: *le interrupts* well then off you go~ *Rose poofs her in the closet* Ro~se~ you took all the fun out of it~

Rose: *giggles like a madwoman* Well she was only going to deny it~ I wanna see what's gonna go down~!

author-san: *yells to door after poofing next to it* Seven minutes starts NOW!!

*surprised yelping comes from closet*

author-san: dang, I thought I'd sound proofed it!

Sebastian: did you check, miss author-san?

author-san: *le red cheeked* y-yeah I'm the creator of this world so I know that I sound proofed it!

Angela: *mutters across room* impure

author-san: *poofs in front of Angela* what was that hermaphrodite~?

Angela: *in a soft whisper* nothing miss author-san. nothing.

author-san: *glares* thought so...