[Discont.]Did I Mention that this was 7 Minutes in Heaven? Kuroshitsuji style?

A/N 5 We're On Hold Here...

**A/N: Hello mah faithful lil' acelets! As you've noticed, I've put in the title "[On Hold]". Yes, I am currently putting this work on hold until I can find the heart to no longer torture the Viscount Druitt.

Ciel: *annoyed* You're beating around the bush, Ace. Get to the point already.

Ace: *sarcastic* Geeze, Mr. Wallflower, I didn't know that. I was warming up my audience to basically tell 'em that I'm putting the book and the series on hold until I find the heart to start writing this again. *realizes that reader-chan fanz heard this* Oh... well damn...

Ciel: *smirking* Perhaps you should start running?

Ace: *facepalms* Let me explain, mister. I haven't had the heart to write this since I've been picking up several other animes besides Kuroshitsuji. I've had more frequent cases of writer's block, and Rose has been out of contact with me for at least 3 months. I also have the pressure of school with several honors courses (they feel more like college prep classes), which the teachers have been piling quite a lot of work. *sighs* I know that it all sounds like a pile of excuses, but hey, I'm an author with a life outside of writing. We all are, aren't we?

Ciel: *le smartass reply* Of course I'm not.

Ace: *grouches* Of course you aren't. I wasn't talking to you mister smarty-trousers. *mentally applauds self for the insult*

Ciel: *le smartass remark* Then I suppose you're speaking to yourself?

Ace: *anime veintick* Sebastian, come grab your smartass master and get him out of here before I lose what little control I have now and strangle your food.

Ciel: *insulted* How rude of you. I'm not "food."

Ace: Ciel, you're gonna have to realize it sooner or later, but you're basically demon chow for Sebastian.

Sebastian: *appears* My lord, I believe that it's best to leave this matter undiscussed. *to Ace* We shall be taking our leave then.

Ace: Meh. He's just gonna have to wake up and smell the roses. He really isn't anything more than your food.

Sebastian: *silence*

Ace: *shrugs* Just a basic fact.

Sebastian & Ciel: *leave*

Ace: *shrugs* Meh. They would have left sooner or-

Black★Star: *barges into room* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M THE STAR NOW!

Tsubaki: *following behind Black★Star* Black★Star! We're not supposed to be in here. *notices Ace* I'm so sorry, I tried to get him to calm down.

Ace: *busting her gut laughing* Don't apologize, it's in his nature to "be the star of the show." It's what he does.

Black★Star: Yahoo! I'm the biggest star there'll ever be! *continues ranting but is muted by moi*

Ace: *clears throat* Er... Yeah. I'm going to try and work on a Soul Eater fanfiction, if you haven't already guessed by the- *shoves Black★Star out of the camera range* appearances of Black★Star and Tsubaki... (Wait... I still need 192 more words...) I also plan on (If I can ever get back into writing it) *Black★Star is trying to hog the whole camera screen* posting an original story called "Reaching for the Sky" if I recall correctly. *shoves Black★Star out of the room and Tsubaki follows* Okay... that nuisance is gone.

Soul: *yelling in hallway outside of room* HEY, MAKA, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BLACK★STAR HAVE YOU?

Maka: *somewhere else in the halls* NO. I THOUGHT TSUBAKI'S CHASING HIM.

Soul: *still yelling* THANKS, MAKA!

Ace: *anime veintick* I'm not going to be getting any-

Death the Kid: *le interrupts*THE SYMMETRY IS OFF! NOOOOOOO! I'm such horrible garbage!

Ace: *sighs* Things are definitely getting more lively around here...

Lord Death: *peeks in the door* Hey there! Hiya! How ya doin', Ms. Ace?

Ace: *faints*

Lord Death: Oh dear... *closes door*

Ace: *soul hovering over body and still sort of attached to her mouth* This is just way too much . I'm dead at this rate...

Crome: *walks in room* *notices fainted Ace* Mommy! Don't die!

Ace: Oh, Crome, you're so naïve. *notices almost finished* *in ghost voice* Bye acelets!

[Final Word Count: 666] >:3