[Discont.]Did I Mention that this was 7 Minutes in Heaven? Kuroshitsuji style?

A/N 4 *lol u have writer's block*

**A/N: ZOMG Alois isn't wearing booty shorts! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Alois: *confused* I can't not wear booty shorts?

Ace: *nearly faints* My kami!

Alois: What? I just so happen to like this new fangled thing you call skinny jeans. I especially like the ones with holes in them.

Rose: *giggling* Didn't know you liked hole-y things, Alois.

Alois: Then why the hell do you think that I contacted Claude?!

Ace: *snickering* Good one, Rose.

Rose: High five! *high fives Ace*

Ace: Epic. *loses train of thought* Uh, Rose, could you remind me why I'm here? I seem to have forgotten. Damn those stupid AP tests.

Rose: *confused* AP test?

Ace: *facepalm* Nvm.

Rose: Soooooooo.... Why are we here? And why is Alois here too?

Alois: *lip pout* Because I can.

Ace: *Victorian facepalm* My gosh, Alois don't be so childish. And Rose! Don't you dare say anything about my Victorian facepalming! I don't need the gutter running rampan- oh shit. Dammit Rose! I blame you! I blame you!

Rose: *confused* Huh? What did I do?

Ace: THAH GUTTAH! #guttermoment

Rose: *facepalms* my gawd, Ace, did you have coffee today?

Ace: *guilty* Maybe just a little.

Rose: Ace, I told you to stay away from the coffee. Now did you listen to me at all?

Ace: But mo-om I like coffee~

Rose: *facepalms* I told you to stay away from it. It's evil.

Ace: But the dark side has oreos.

Alois: I will gladly join the dark side if it has oreos.

Rose: *facewalls* my gawd you two are impossible. You don't even deserve a facepalm.

Ace: But- oreos. The dark side has oreos.

Rose: Ace, eat a snick-

Ace: Nooooooooooo! I want my dark side oreos!

Rose: *facewalls* My god Sarah, you- there are no words to describe you currently.

Ace: sure there are! Random. Obnoxious. Hyper. Mentally bipolar...

Rose: OK I get it! Now what the hell did you call me here for?!

Ace: *runs around screaming* ALOIS ISN'T WEARING BOOTY SHORTS! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Ciel: *opens door* What on earth is all that ruckus? *looks at Ace then Victorian facepalms* *to Rose* She had coffee didn't she?

Ace: Coffee?! Where?!!

Ciel: *anime sweatdrops* Exactly when will this wear off?

Rose: *anime sweatdrops* Ah, that I don't really know. It depends on how much she drank.

Ciel: *finds 24 oz. empty disposable coffee cup on floor* 24 ounces?

Rose: *anime sweatdrops* Yeah it might be a while...

Ace: Join me, Ciel. The dark side has oreos. *holds out package of oreos*

Rose: Ace, don't try to sweet talk Ciel into joining the- Ciel?

Ciel: *munching on an oreo* What? They have oreos.

Rose: *muttering* How comes I'm the only sane one here today?

Ace: *holds out oreo to Rose* Join the dark side.

Rose: *takes oreo & shoves in mouth* Just becaf I ate fat oreo doefn't mean vat I'f joined vuh dark fide.

Ace: Welcome to the dark side, Rose~

~le timeskip~ brought to you by Starbucks Coffee being totally awesome~

Ace: *munching on oreos* Hey, Rose~ Did I ever tell you why we were here?

Rose: *finishes glass of milk* No. Why?

Ace: I finally remembered why.

Rose: Then why?

Ace: Because~

Rose: Because~ why?

Ace: Because~ I'm thinking of posting the "chapters" as dialogue and oneshot chapters from now on.

Rose: *Victorian facepalms* Ace, what did I tell you about not telling me about things before you mention changes?

Ace: whell~ I am your senpai, no?

Rose: Only because you're like 3 years older than me.

Ace: Rose, I told you we do not give out ages.

Rose: *sticks tongue out at Ace* as if any of the reader-chans know our ages.

Ace: Point taken...

Rose: Soooooooo.......

Ace: Oh. Yeah. *anime sweatdrops* Sorry about earlier. Coffee makes me do crazy shit.

Rose: *sarcastic* I didn't notice.

Ace: Oh my gosh, you speak my native tongue! *sarcastic* Que lindo~

Rose: *confused* Whut?

Ace: *lol* Nvm. So I thought I'd tell you... I've got writer's block for this fanfic. *sadface*

Rose: That explains a lot.

Ciel: Then write you bloody idiot.

Ace: *having weird case of deja vu* Ciel, do I have to turn you neko like the last four times I've had to when you've said that?

Ciel: *furious* No! It took me a week to get over the latest incident!

Ace: Well. I'm. So. Sorry. If. I'm. A. Light weight.

Rose: *confused* Ace what's going on?

Ace: *madly blushing* Y-you d-don't want to know.

Ciel: You got Sebastian drunk too!

Ace: *cheeks are putting Grell's obsession with red to shame* Don't remind me!

Ciel: Do I even have to mention what happened afterwards?!

Ace: *poofs duct tape over Ciel's mouth* DON'T YOU F***ING DARE! *cheeks are so red that red can no longer describe them*

Rose: *grinning evilly* Oh~ so things got dirty~

Ciel: *finally managed to pull duct tape off* She learned strip poker from Sebastian while they were both drunk.

Ace: *shrieks* CIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *so done with this* Okay! Peace out acelets!

Rose: *grinning like a maniac and howling with laughter* Baiii~**