[Discont.]Did I Mention that this was 7 Minutes in Heaven? Kuroshitsuji style?

Chapter 3 ~IDK WTF This Is~ (Part 1 of 2)

**A/N: And spring break comes to a close another year... *sigh* Why must schedules conflict?! Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that this wasn't supposed to... uh yeah, just nvm... So Welcome back to another round of 7MiH: Kuroshitsuji Style! This week was interesting and filled with weird cases of writer's block and obviously nobody wants to hear about my boring week...

Rose: Dur~ they just want the story~

Ace: *narrows eyes* Duly noted... Would you like to present the disclaimer before we start this weeks edition? Or would you prefer to have the Undertaker or perhaps Claude present this week's disclaimer? *realizes sh!t* Damn I'm just as bad as you Rose. You're rubbing off on me too much~ nyaa~

Rose: zOMG not again!

Ace: Nyaa~ I'm at it again~ nyaa~

Alois: *randomly appears with Claude* Claude make them stop~

Claude: *clearly not amused* Yes, your highness.

Ace: zOMG NO NOT Again!!!! *poofs Claude into pink butler outfit with Claude fangirls surrounding him* Take that!

Claude Fangirls: *fangirl screaming and weird tackling of Claude* OMG IT'S CLAUDE~!

Rose & Ace: *rofl*

Alois: *yelling* Claude~!

Random Alois & Claude Fangirls: *squeals* OMG it's Alois~!

Alois: Shit. Claude!!!! *runs away*

Ace: *lmao* Omg that's just to funny~ *serious* Omg now who's gonna do the disclaimer~?

Rose: Sebasatian should~ *poofs Sebastian into room*

Sebastian: *confused*

Ace: Rose~ *facepalms* Sebastian, would you do the standard disclaimer? *poofs up kitten* The kitten asks you to do it.

Rose: *wtf face*

Sebastian: *kitten blush* Of course. *begins to read the standard disclaimer...*

Standard Disclaimer: Ms. Ace does not. I repeat DOES NOT own any of the Kuroshitsuji characters no matter how much she wants to.

Ah, how curious...

Ace: *poofs up kitten and shoves it in Sebastian's hands* Take the kitten! Now-

Rose: *le interrupts again* ON WITH THE STORY~!

Ace: *glares at Rose for stealing her line again* Yes. Enjoy Acelets~!**

Chapter3:

Ace: *embarassed* Well... that's the end of that...

Rose: Well then~ Who's the next victim- I mean player! Who's next~?

Ace: *looks to see who's after Ronald*

Undertaker: *usual maniacal giggle* I believe I'm next, Ms. Ace~

Ace: *facepalms* just pick an initial and let's get this show on the road.

Undertaker: *giggles  and pulls out an initial* Oh~ the other 'C.' *kufu kufu kufu* what an interesting~ turn of events~.

Claude: *pinches bridge of nose*

Ace: *deadpans* Go. Just go already. For chrissake, just go.

Claude: *weird glares*

Ace: *realizes implications of saying* Idiot. Just shut-up and get in the closet. I don't exactly have all day you know...

Undertaker & Claude: *walk into closet separately Claude looks pissed while the Undertaker just laughs like a maniac*

Ace: *pokes Rose several times to get her attention*

Rose: *irritated* Yeah~?

Ace: you may enjoy yaoi, but I don't. Hetalia being a slight exception... Yeah, so I'm doin' a wee bit o' genderbending...

Rose: ???? Y?

Ace: *snaps fingers* It's Claude... Yeah, just enjoy.

*poof from closet and weird giggling from the Undertaker*

Rose: *giggling* 7 minutes~!