[Discont.]Did I Mention that this was 7 Minutes in Heaven? Kuroshitsuji style?

Chapter 1 ~Bold Earl Phantomhive + a Hot Mess~ (Part 2 of 2)

~~~~~Le Oneshot~~~~~~~~~

The young earl got off the couch looking at the author-san (Ace) and Rose leerily. He was obviously nervous, especially with his fiancee, Lady Elizabeth near.

"Go on~" Lizzy Cheered.

He looked to her in shock, she had obviously never played this game before.

"Best get this over with," author-san commented slyly as she shoved him and Rose toward the soundproofed closet. "Just don't get too frisky in there, young lord~."

He looked at her funny, praying that she was just kidding around. The author-san pushing them into the closet, with no lights on, wasn't any more helpful in the fact that she may have been absolutely serious.

"Seven minutes you crazy kids," author-san chirped. "Starts Now!" And she slammed the door shut, leaving no trace of light.

"R-Rose?"

"Hm?"

"Sh-should we just say we did something? Maybe even pretend like something happened?"

"Well~ what's the fun in not winning a game? It is a game after all~ and don't you like games, Ciel? Especially if you win them?"

"O-of course. I-I Just-"

"You're shy aren't you?"

"It's just-"

She cut him short with a chaste kiss on the lips."See, not so bad as you thought. Though, I was aiming for your cheek..."

His face was beet red, and he knew that there was at the very least 5 minutes left in this closet... This game would be the death of him...

"So," He coughed. "What do we do with the rest of this time?"

"Well~ since I know where my last kiss ended up~, I might just say we have ourselves a little competition don't we~?"

At the mention of a competition, Ciel's determination and resolve strengthened, and he kissed her back, just as chastely.

"Don't forget you have a fiancee~"

"It is just a competition? Isn't it?" He countered.

"Yes."

"Well then~"

"Screw it," she muttered and pressed her lips against his. "I'm winning this competition."

Ciel smirked against her lips, letting his competitive nature take over. This was his match to win, but it didn't seem in his favor as Rose poked his lips with her tongue. He growled in frustration and caught her tongue with his, competing for dominance

....

Out in the living room, the author-san was sitting on a floating pink poof cloud, waiting for the 3 minutes and 56 seconds left to finish as she licked the peanut butter off the spoon she was eating.

"How on earth can you eat that atrocious stuff?" Grell asked her.

"It's good! Here, try some~" She poofed a spoon of peanut butter in his/her mouth.

Suddenly, author-san dropped her spoon of peanut butter back into the peanut butter container.

"My author senses are tingling~ competition radars going off the radars, something good's happening in that closet."

00:02:36.25 is what the stopwatch read.

In the closet, the dueling of tongues continued.

'I refuse to lose this competition!' Ciel thought to himself. Rose, on the other hand was just losing herself in the kiss.

'Bliss~ Pure bliss~'

Suddenly, the door was abruptly opened, startling both parties.

"R-Rose?" author-san asked, catching the two of them mid-kiss, Ciel just about to win. The author-san's cheeks went red. "I think I'll give you a few more minutes..."

"Author-san," Grell called out. "It's only supposed to be 7 minutes, and you know that."

She cleared her throat and turned to her audience, Ciel had finally released her, both parties cheeks red.

"It would seem Ciel was in the middle of a competition... and about to win if I don't say so myself."

Lizzy hadn't an idea as to what the author-san was talking about, so she just cheered for Ciel. The rest of the guests that understood her, just sat there in awkward silence, except for the undertaker, who was laughing in his usual creepy manner.

"It would seem that the Earl does appreciate a good competition~. hehehehehe~"

With that, Rose and Ciel walked back to their respectful seats, faces both red.

~~~Le end of the 1 Shot ~~~

**And Cut! OK everyone, that's a wrap! Just fyi I might be MIA for a couple of weeks... I may or may not have sent Grell after Rose..... She just might end up Sic-ing Sebastian on me... *Runs Behind Ciel* Save meh~!

Ciel: *dafq? Look* why?

Ace: I went and had to sic Grell on Rose! She's gonna have Sebastian kill mee for That~ ¡Ayudame!

Ace out!

*hides behind dad because he's second best* protect me from the wrath of Rose and Sebastian please?**