How To Get a Boyfriend 101

18 : Wednesday

Step Eighteen: Compliment him! It's obvious, but some people manage to mess it up. Don't stutter or get nervous! Just walk past him and say you like his shirt, or his new haircut, or the picture he posted online. Make him feel good about himself!

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Zoe
and that's why garlic is a social construct made by the government to convince us that babies aren't wizards and boomers aren't broccoli

Amanda
wait i'm lost
Zoe what

Russell
actually her explanation made a lot of sense

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Amanda
what
no it didn't

Felix
uh

Russell
OH he's here thank goodness

Jason
now that felix is here i can ask all of you my question.

Blake
oooOoOOooOoOooh he used punctuation
this is important guys

Jason
stfu let me tYpe

Zoe
calm down boOmer

Russell
Zoe hun
no
stop

Zoe
yOu CAn't mAkE Me StOp BiTCh

Amanda
what

Jason
ok so what if we all sign up for the talent show together? we can like try to do a group dance or song or comedy skit or something idk what but since we all get along really well i think it could be really fun and we'd be good at it, maybe we could even win something

Blake
no

Jason
i- wow that's harsh Blake

Blake
you didn't let me fiNiSh
no, because i already signed felix up for something so he can't perform with us

Felix
YOU DID WHAT

Blake
idk i was reading something online about this dude named felix who wanted to sing "how could this happen to me" to his school
so i signed you up

felix
BLAKE TURNER I WILL MURDER YOU

Amanda
uh oh i just remembered i need to go feed my flower and water my dog bye

Zoe
i-i'll go help her with that

Russell
yeah okay bye

Jason
bye

felix
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. YOU MESS UP AND I MANAGE TO FORGIVE YOU, BUT I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH, BLAKE. IS THIS WHY YOU WERE SO NICE TO ME YESTERDAY? BECAUSE YOU SIGNED ME UP? BLAKE THIS HAS TO STOP; YOU HAVE TO GROW A BRAIN SO THAT I CAN STOP AVENGING MYSELF FOR YOUR STUPID DEEDS.

Blake
punctuation AND grammar
felix i-

felix
THIS ENDS.
NOW.
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR ROBLOX ACCOUNT.

Blake
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FELIXXXXXXX

felix
GOODBYE, @SQUIRRELGAYMER
ITS THE END FOR YOU NOW