KEEP CALM AND STAY WEIRD (book of randomness and funny jokes)

Random Facts :b

This is dedicated to @SpiritOfTheBlueMoon for being the first person to comment on my 'whatever-you-call-this'. Thanks heaps :)  

This is totally not my work, just a collection of weird and interesting facts in the world that I found. Enjoy.

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Random Facts:

*A paper cannot be folded more than 9 times

* More calories are wasted by sleeping than sitting and watching TV.

* The full name of the Barbie Doll is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

* A pig cannot stare up at the sky.

* A snail can live for 3 years without food and sleeping.

* 1,111,111 x 1,111,111 = 1234567654321

* Coke was originally green in colour.

* A human's ears and nose never stop growing bigger and bigger.

* The world's oldest goldfish is 41 years old,named Fred.

* Most lipglosses have fish scales content in them. (sorry ladies, had to put that out there)

* The water that we drink into our body is already 3 billion years old. (sorry guys)

* A chameleon's tongue is twice as long as its own body.

*If you sneeze too hard,it may cause your chest to rupture. But if you hold back your sneeze by force,it may cause one of your blood vessels to break.

* "Sixth Sick Sheik's Sixth Sheep's Sick" is one of the hardest sentences to pronounce in the English language.

* When you sleep,you may eat over 70 kinds of small insects and about 10 spiders unknowingly.

* It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

* If you force your eyes open when you sneeze, they could pop out by force.

* An ostrich's eyes are larger than their brains. Haha :D

* Starfish do not have brains.

*Justin Timberlake was the voice behind McDonald's "Im Lovin' It" He was paid $6 million for the song.

*Make puppies purposely let female puppies win while playing.(I found that cute)

* Each year, 13 people on average, die from vending machines falling on top of them. (I feel sorry for those people but I kinda laughed at that. R.I.P)

* In USA where parties are common, there is a higher chance of being killed by being hit by a champagne cork than being bitten by a venomous spider... XD

* It's virtually impossible to lick your elbow.

* 98% of people who read that and hasn't seen this yet will try doing so.

* Vanilla is a poison.

* Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (wow there,calm down o_o)

* On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

* A ducks quack doesn't echo,and no one knows why.

* Birds don't pee- they excrete gaseous forms of urine chemicals (that's why you only get pooped on 0_0)

* Paris in the the spring. Nearly everyone who reads this and is asked what's wrong with it- will not see the extra word. (try it on someone- it's quite entertaining)

* If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (I'd like to see someone try that o...o)

* No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. (purple nurple does not count)

* Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

* I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect!!!(nah not really)

* A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey.

* Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty what happened to you! (sorry, I know it's mean but I couldn't help it)

* You're more likely to be a target for mosquitoes if you consume bananas.

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A/N: Wow that was a lot. I hope that was interesting and random enough for you 

C ya later 

Blue 

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Hehe almost forgot, please comment or something, I'm extremely lonely :( 

Thanks 

Blue.....again