KEEP CALM AND STAY WEIRD (book of randomness and funny jokes)

Have You Ever Noticed?

Sup. This chapter is on things that you may or may not have noticed in life. It might sound like one of the other chapters I did but meh, I'm running out of random stuff to write about. Anyways......enjoy:)

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Have You Ever Noticed?:

*...that "I'm a Barbie Girl" is actually a dirty song.

*...that the symbol '&' looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor.

*...nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'M POSSIBLE'

*...you always need to pee when you've just left the house.

*...just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you.

*...the saddest person always has the most beautiful smile.

*...common sense isn't that common.

*...there are Illuminati signs on the American dollar bill.

*...Facebook, Twitter, Myspace and Skype logos are all blue.

*...the word 'lol' looks like a drowning person with their hands raised above their head.

*...that a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same.

*... LOL has gone from meaning "Laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"

*...Prince William and Kate Middleton wore almost the same outfit Cinderella and Prince Charming wore on their wedding.

*...that the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed.

*...that flamingo legs bend the wrong way.

*...that after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.

*...that lots of Disney stars are turning ....eh.....slutty e.g Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens etc.....(NO HATE)

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That's all I got now so...let me know what you think:b

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