KEEP CALM AND STAY WEIRD (book of randomness and funny jokes)

The Awkward Moment 2...

Hi there, sorry I took so long to update, I've been really busy with school all. So I've been running out of stuff to put in this book so now I'm taking suggestions. One of you suggested another chapter of awkward moments so here you go:) 

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The Awkward Moment 2:

*The awkward moment when you realize Spongebob is 26!

*The awkward moment when you realize you just spent half the movie trying to figure out where you've seen the actor before.

*The awkward moment when you decide to lay your head down for just 5 minutes and wake up 2 hours later.

*The awkward moment when you get caught staring at a teacher's crotch/butt when you were actually day dreaming.

*The awkward moment when you call your girlfriend/boyfriend the wrong name.

*The awkward moment when you wave back at someone who wasn't waving at you.

*The awkward moment when you try to walk sexy in front of hot chicks/guys and trip.

*The awkward moment when you need to have to stand up but you need to fart so bad so you clench your buttcheeks.

*The awkward moment when there is a real person called Larry Stylinson.

*The awkward moment when you get picked by a teacher to answer a question when you weren't even listening.

*The awkward moment when you are trying to explain something but you can't remember the word.

*The awkward moment when you realize the Taylor Swift and Adele are the same age.

*The awkward moment when you realize that Sophia-Grace has an actual song out with a music video (A/N: it's called 'Girls just gotta have fun')

*The awkward moment when you realize that Beyonce's name is officially now Beyonce Carter or Mrs Carter.

*The awkward moment when you realize that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby is called North (North West).

*The awkward moment when you realize that in the chorus of the song 'In The End' by BVB, Andy sounds like he's shouting 'INDIANS!'

*The awkward moment when you are in a public toilet and you are trying not to make noises while peeing/pooping.

*The awkward moment when all your friends look hot and you're just...there.

* The awkward moment when you spot your ex so you ninja out of the room only to find out they did the same thing and you both see each other again.

* The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove you didn't fart.

* The awkward moment when someone catches you chewing on the pen you borrowed from them.

*The awkward moment when you realise that Elmo is actually over 50 years old.

*The awkward moment Zayn Malik makes a prettier girl than me in 'Best Song Ever'.

*RANDOM FACT: Jesse McCartney is the voice of Theodore in Alvin and the Chipmunks 

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That's all I have for today and I'm sure I'll be updating again very soon so....hope you enjoyed:) 

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