KEEP CALM AND STAY WEIRD (book of randomness and funny jokes)

Am I The Only One?

Hi Blue here, so these are some of the things that I always used to wonder about. I got some of them from Google though so yeah.......Enjoy:)

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Am I The Only One that....

*Says 'Dude' dramatically before saying something important?

*Can make my eyes blur willingly?

*Notices random things? Such as: 11:11, 12:34 and/or 11/11/11.

*Totally loves kids shows?

*Thinks Disney is getting a bit.......rated?

*Loves the 'When you see it....' Memes?

*Gets annoyed at people who use so much text language, it's unrecognisable?

*Once woke up with a spider/bug on my face? *shudders*

*Dreamt about a boy and then the next day started liking him? A/N that's happened to me so many times, it's weird.

*If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it.

*That is secretly on Wattpad?

*That gets told not to do something and they do the opposite? Like gets told not to look but looks anyway.

*That gets annoyed when watching a movie/video clip in class and the teacher leaves the cursor in the middle of the screen.

*That absolutely HATES the sound of metal against metal. E.g: a fork scraping a pot.

*That doesn't have a Facebook? (sadly:()

*That still likes the 90s music?

*That tried the Harlem Shake?

*Sometimes feel embarrassed for people on TV.

*That is getting bored of these "Am I the only one..." memes?

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I hope you enjoyed those, I am running out of what to write about so sowwy:3

Comment which is your fav and maybe Vote and Follow.

Blue is out;)