Siblings Are Annoying. Kinda.

Evil group of evilness

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Silence.

Or I wished for some.

"Your all so slow! Hurry up!" Red velvet grunts, arms crossed as he stopped a few feet ahead of us. We'd set off, back for the cookie kingdom. Enchantress had let us out early to plan, something none of these knumbskulls seemed to be very interested in.

"You all really are so useless," Pomegranate grunts, fanning herself with a white Dimond shaped fan she kept with her.

"Whyyyy are we coming baaack?" Mushroom asks, tugging on my robes while struggling to keep up with the rest of the group.

"Because we lost last time, clearly," I blink. "Remember? They whernt very nice to us,"

"Hush you two," Pomegranate snaps at us. "Anways- it's been days sense our last move, who knows if there's any new cookies there anymore." She sighs. "I can only imagine they're still at least ready and defensive."

"I say we just barge in there and slaughter them all," Red Velvet snorts, flexing his cake arm.

"But... they're our new freinds?" Poison frowns. "We caaaant kill them!"

"Licorice, shut your little freinds mouth." Pomegranate shot back.

"Excuse me?" I ask, raising an eyebrow.

"You heard me, make the brat stop talking- We arnt here to make freinds, the fact you fuel these absurd delusions is nothing more than a hindrance to Master's plan." She shrugged. "I'm  Surprised there even allowed to come on missions with us anymore, Seeing is all they tend to do is make things worse." Mushroom frowned a bit more- holding onto my sleeve. They let out a small, meek sniffle.

"You do realize they've done more for Enchantress in the past week than you have all month, right?" I ask, eyes narrowing a bit at her smug expression.

"And yet, she sends me to clean up after your mistakes. But sure,  Please do carry on thinking so highly of yourself, And your stupid little mushroom."

"You do realize I alone can do this by myself?" I ask, no doubt making Mushroom more upset with my now increased volume. "Don't insult them like that- your just mad a child can do more for Enchantress than you could ever hope."

''Than do it.'' She says simply. "Why don't you and the slow idiot Mushroom go and split off on your own little team? You su-"

"What do you mean by that?" My tone flattened rather quickly- Slow...?

"Mean by what? Idiot Mushroom?" She asks.

"No, slow," I grunt.

"You know entirely what I mean. They're far to stupid to keep up- With their exaggerated speaking and all. Hell, they think we're on our way to be freinds with these imbeciles!"

"Silence, both of you." Dark Choco spoke up, glaring at us both. "If we split up, we're pretty much asking to get yelled at by Enchantress. So why don't we act our ages and get this over with?"

"...Fine. but don't talk to me like that," Pomegranate stuck her nose up, turning away from us all. "We're allmost there anways. Let's just get this over with so I can leave raggedy Andy and his plant."

Ugh.

"Anways- What exactly is the plan here?" Choco asks, brandishing the handle of his sword under his cape.

"We don't have one," I grunt, turning attention over to the now upset Mushroom.

"I say we charge in there, kill em with- FIRE! Or something.'' Red velvet blinks.

"Or, we can come in as a big group and use intimidation," Pomegranate huffs, dismissing velvets idea entirely. "They don't sound all that scary anways," 

"Uh- I guess we can do that, but it sounds boring." He admits.

"Anything that doesn't involve your stupid cake hounds is boring to you, isn't it?'' She asks.

"Stupid?!'' He blinks. "Wh- look at them- They aren't stupid!" From his pocket, he pulled a photo of a cake hound in his arms. "See?!"

"Dear god," Choco pinched the bridge of his nose. "Lets just... go in and hope for the best,"

I, rather annoyed with the bunch, focused on Mushroom. Kneeling down, I frowned a bit. "Are you okay?" I asked, placing a hand on their shoulder. They sniffled a bit, big eyes wet with a few tears.

Oh no.

"Please don't cry-" I blink. Uh... I never entirely learned how to deal with crying children- "You'll scare off all your new freinds if your crying!"

Yeah... that didn't work very well.

"I- Will-?'' They asked, starting to cry a bit while quickly running forward and latching onto my chest.

"No- Uh- great-" I sigh, hugging them tightly. "Its okay! Don't listen to her, she's just a bi- Not a very nice person," I heard her scoff at this, but tried to ignore it.

"Yet another reason I don't think they bode well for this team- I sometimes question why Enchantress doesn't just throw them out."

That's it.

I let go of them, standing- And swung a fist into her face.

...

Probably not a very smart move, I must say.

"...Just shut up and let's get moving." I sigh, looking back to Mushroom. The others silently began walking again, leaving me to pick up Mushroom- And Pomegranate to pick up her jaw from the floor.

At least she's quiet now.

[[AUTHOR NOTE!]]

Hey! So, I'll probably be posting another chapter later today 😏 Do you like the story? Any ideas please lmk :)

Long chapter today XD