It was never meant to be ( a Wilbur soot x reader dreamsmp war)

Chapter 5

Y/n pov-

" y/n..of course I'll use your pronouns! Why didn't you tell me sooner." Wilbur said looking at me. He had a soft look in his eyes. I felt tears starting to form in my eyes. Wilbur immediately panicked.

" oh Lord! Did I say something wrong!?" he said holding my face in his hands. I chuckled. " no, no these are happy tears Wilbur.." I said smiling.

He let out a sigh of relief he smiled. " alright, good. But.. We should get back to what's important?" he said trying to re-gain his composr. I frowned but nodded.

" yes sir." I said jokingly. Wilbur rolled his eyes chuckling. Tommy soon ran into the van. He looked at the two of us. " oh.. Hi Tommy.."

Tommy looked at us. " just hello!?" he said. He looked angry. " well yeah.. I mean I'm just saying hi.." I said chuckling.

Tommy threw curse words at me as I let out small laughs. Wilbur then decided to speak. " alright enough Tommy, we need to get back on track" he said looking at Tommy

Tommy immediately stopped talking. Wilbur was probally the only one who could calm Tommy down or just shut him up. It was silent for a few minutes before Tommy finally spoke agains

" hey Wilbur." Tommy said. "Hello, Tommy." Wilbur said as he placed his hands on the marbel counter of the van.

" alright..this is a real mess." Tommy said I looked at him. " you think!?" I said throwing my hands up in the air. " we are literally criminals now Tommy! This is so huge fucking mess!" I said

" we just started.." Tommy said sighing.  " we've just started our empire.." Wilbur said sighing.

I sighed. " so.. Y'all are basically making drugs..?" I said looking at them. Wilbur laughed.

" basically yeah, I mean you still haven't really joined us yet." he said smiling. I was confused. " bro what!? How the hell haven't I joined y'all little drug empire yet!?" I said confused

Wilbur chuckled. " well first step is that you got, you, you need to step out of the caravan and shout at Sapnap. ' fuck twelve. ' and then come back in." Wilbur said.

I was confused. ' fuck twelve..? What the hell does that mean..? '

" may I ask what that means?"

" no"

I was confused but agreed anyway. But before I almost walked out of the van I noticed people wearing.. NETHERITE FUCKING ARMOR!?

" guys! We got people fucking wearing netherite armor heading to the van!!" I said panicked

Wilbur looked out the window. I noticed people in netherite armor.

" there they are- wait that's not that's people in netherite-" Wilbur started. " oh that's." Tommy said. " WHY ARE THEY ALL AROUND MY CARAVAN dude!" Wilbur said panicking. Tommy looked at them. " why- why are they pinning us down Wilbur!?" Tommy said. 

" how the hell am I supposed to know!?" I said panicked. But I took a Deep breath. I walked out of the van trying to ignore the people in fucking netherite armor walking towards the caravan. I looked at sapnap and tubbo who were talking

" the caravan were trying to get eviden-" tubbo stopped talking. I gulped nervously. " tubbo, tubbo I think she's on there side" sapnap whispered to tubbo.

" you dumb bitch I told you I was on there side" I said rolling my eyes.

Sapnap almost started to swear at me but he held it in. ' okay..its now or never..' I thought

" alright hey sapnap?" I said looking at him. Sapnap looked at me kinda confused on why I hadn't ran back Into the caravan.

" uh- y-yea?"sapnap replied looking at me. I just stared at him for a few seconds. " fuck. Twelve."

I could hear laughter comming from the caravan. It was manly Wilbur. I was just confused but sapnap looked pissed.

" okay..ima just go.."I said before quickly running back into the caravan. I saw Wilbur leaning against one of the counters. He was dying with laughter.

" did I do good?" I said confused a small smile on my face. Tommy was just as confused as I was.

" w Wilbur- w-what does that mean?" Tommy said looking at the man that was just dying in front of us.

" it- it means like fuck the police Tommy." he said as he was comming down from his laughing fit.

My eyes widened. " heh!? You just made me say fuck the police to sapnap!? Fucking sapnap!?" I said my voice raising a octive. Wilbur broke out in another fit of laughter at my reaction

I frowned. " fuck you Wilbur." I said trying not to crack a smile but failed as a small smile appeared on my lips.

Tommy laughed he smiled. " well..welcome to our empire y/n I'm glad your gonna be working with us" wilbur said.

" I'm glad to be with you-"

" Tommy I believe you have something that belongs to my good old friend ponk here."