"You've had too much mate. I mean it this time, lay off it Dave."
He was literally curled up on the couch, head resting on Y/N's lap. They had finished the movie and decided to do a bit of drinking. Or, at least, it was only supposed to be a bit. Y/N had a couple shots, to be fair, it's not like she wasn't a tad tipsy. It's just, Techno had had more. A lot more. He started with some shots and gotten a bit drunk, which Y/N laughed and pointed out, leading his hubris out, so he drunk more to prove he wasn't tipsy. And...well, now he was totally wasted. Just fucking gone.
"I-I-I'm fine...Look, I'll d-drink m-more." He slurred, reaching for his glass. She moved it away from him.
"No, you can't and won't. You're fucking wasted, and you're going to feel like horse shit in the morning mate. I'm calling someone, not the hospital, but someone. I mean, you've got to be like, dizzy at this point.
"N-n-not."
"That doesn't even make sense. I'm -hic- calling Phil."
Once he answered, she pointed the camera towards the drunk ass pig in her lap.
"Phil help, he's had too -hic- much."
"Too much wha-"
"H-h-hi Phil-Hic-zaa." He slurred, hiccuping in between words.
"-Ah I see. How much did you have?"
"A couple shots, I'm a bit-hic-tipsy, but not too bad."
"Well, take care of him in the morning. He'll be out like a light soon, bring 'im coffee n' water in the morning, don't feed him tho, he'll puke, I've dealt with this with Will before."
"Thank you Phil. See Tech? Even Dadza says no more -hic- alcohol."
"M-Mhm -o -hic- k. Maybe just a bit mo-" He was stopped abruptly by deep sleep finally reaching him.
"Oh, there he goes. He's asleep. I'll let you go mate, it's late."
"Ok then, take care of yourselves N/N. Byee!"
Phil hung up and Y/N put down her phone, smiling at the sleeping male in her lap. For someone so drunk, he looked rather peaceful. Her eyes grew heavy as she played with his hair and put a blanket over the both of them, slipping into the same sleep that took her partner.
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Love for the Love God, a Techno x Reader
RomanceYou're a popular streamer. Close friends with Tubbo(Toby) and TommyInnit(Tom), and brother THE Philza Minecraft(Phil), you have met plenty of Mcyt's. One you game with a lot, Techno (Dave), makes you feel...different. You both tease each other a lot...
