Dear Mother Nature,
I FUDGING HATE YOU!
So I think I'm done riding the crimson wave just sitting at home watching Pocahontas, then BAM! it feels like freaking World War 2000 in my fucking uterus.
FUCK YOU MOTHER NATURE !
FUCK YOU!
MOTHER NATURE IS A DOODY HEAD!

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Book of Rants and Shît
HumorThis book is basically just me posting the random shît that goes through my head. WARNING!!! I AM EXTREMELY CRAZY AND UNSTABLE! MOST PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME THINK I AM CERTIFIABLY INSANE SO DON'T GET OFFENDED IF MY THOUGHTS SCARE YOU. ANOTHER WARNING...