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*25 years ago*

My mother knocked on the door of her long time friend, Robin's, house. The door opened and my Aunt Robin appeared.

"Hello Presley! How are you?"

"I'm great! I actually came here to tell you something."

"Oh. Well then, come in!" Aunt Robin told my mom. My mom walked into her best friend's house.

"I'm so sorry that it's so messy. You know, two boys and a football coach husband. It gets messy around here easily."

"Yeah. I get it." Aunt Robin took mom upstairs and they sat on her and her husband, Jim's, bed.

"So, you know how Jordan and I have been wanting a kid for the longest time now?" my mom started.

"Yes. I do know."

"Well...." my mom pulls out a positive pregnancy test from her back pocket.

"Wait! You're pregnant! Congratulations! Oh my. This is great!" Aunt Robin ran to her bathroom to grab something. Aunt Robin came back and handed mom an object.

"What is this?" my mother questioned.

"Look at it!" my mom looked at the object in her hands and it was another positive pregnancy test.

"Oh my! Congrats Robin! How long has it been?"

"2 months. How long has it been for you?" "1 month."

"There are gonna be so close in age! They're gonna be best friends, just like us!"

"I'm sure they will be." my mother agreed.

*timeskip brought to you by me heading straight for the floor 😭*

"And I would like to bring up Mr. and Mrs. Y/L/N and Mr. and Mrs. Burrow." my mom, my dad, Aunt Robin, and Uncle Jim walk to the front.

"Here you guys go. These are poppers so you can see what gender your guys' babies will be! So on the count of 3, Presley and Robin, POP THAT POPPER! Ready 3.. 2.. anddddd 1!" Mom and Aunt Robin set off the poppers. Mom's popper was pink and Aunt Robin's was blue!

"A girl!" mom exclaimed.

"A boy!" Aunt Robin exclaimed. They threw the poppers to the ground and embraced each other in a loving hug.

*timeskip brought to you by JuJu dancing to corvette corvette 🚗🚗*

"And here's your baby girl Mrs. Y/L/N. My mom held me in her arms and cried tears of joy. That stupid smile couldn't be wiped off her face after she laid eyes on me; a smile full of pure joy and motherly-love.

"She's ours." she said and looked up at my dad.

"She's ours." he replied back, a happy tear shedding down his cheek.

*timeskip brought to you by every mother on plant Earth singing "Bye Bye Bye" by *NSYC*

"Look how cute she is!" Auntie Robin exclaimed.

"Joey's just as cute as her." my mom told her best friend.

Anyways... hey! I'm Y/N! And this full of shit (no like really, his diaper needs to be changed), dumbass next to me is Joe. We were like JUST born but I already know this kid is a player. The first time he looked at me I SWEAR he winked.

"OH. MY. GOD. What if Joe and Y/N dated and then got married and then had kids and then we would be.... What would we be?" mom questioned.

"Sister-in-laws?"

"YES. We would be sister-in-law grandmas!" The older women squealed like little kids in a candy shop. The dads just rolled their eyes and laughed at their immature wives.

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