COTE: Kiyotaka x Suzune One-Shots

Broken A/C

Kiyotaka POV

"Let's see here," I stare at the shopping list she handed me. "Toilet paper, tooth paste, chap stick, bread, canned food (mainly beans and soup), peanut butter, pears, bananas, grapes, apples, oranges, mandarin, canned mandarin, cereal, milk, etc."

Going through the list, I checked off each item I gathered.

My phone suddenly rings, so I pick up.

"Kiyotaka, I forgot, but I need a new pair of pajamas."

"Roger that."

"Actually, make that two- no, three more pajamas."

"What? What would you need so many pajamas for?"

"N-Nothing! Kiyobaka..." She mumbles as she hangs up.

Sigh.

I still can't understand women, even after so many years of knowing her.

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It is December.

It's hard to decide which month that starts each season is my favorite, or at least I couldn't decide until now.

October has vibrant, pretty leaves falling from trees and perfect sunsets.

March has a similar feeling too, except it's where we see beautiful Sakura trees.

June... The only words that come to mind are jet ski and ice cream.

But there is something enchantingly beautiful about December, my favorite month that begins my favorite season, winter.

Perhaps, it's the fact that the sky is a deep, dark blue?

Maybe the fact that it's snowing?

Or perhaps the excitement of receiving Christmas presents?

Haaaaah. Who am I kidding.

The real reason December is my favorite is because I get many more snuggles from my wife.

Ayanokouji Suzune.

She gets cold easily, and she's doing it again, forcing me to cuddle with her.

Not that I would say no to cuddling her to keep her warm or not.

Cuddling has become one of my unexpectedly favorite pastimes.

"Brrr. K-Kiyotaka," Her teeth are audibly chattering. "Aren't you cold as well?"

"Indeed. I'm so cold, that I'm shivering!" I do my best Patrick the Star impersonation.

Suzune glares at me and sighs. "I-I s-swear... Y-You're full of it. Y-You're w-wearing shorts and no shirt!"

She has a point, but I really am cold though... I'm just too lazy to change. What can I say? Bed-kun is rather comfortable.

...

Just kidding. The White Room forced me to take cold showers every day since I was 4-years-old, which exponentially increased my pain tolerance, plus, my immune system became inhumanely tough. So I'm not actually cold.

"W-When are you going to get the A/C fixed? I-It's a f-freezing h-hellscape in here!"

"As soon as the A/C company stop laying off their employees from the China Virus."

"B-By any chance, d-do you have an estimated date on that?"

"Two more weeks at the earliest. Sorry, Suzune."