James and Jaiden are running through skyworld
James: are you sure none of those magic rock candies are in the tornado?!
Jaiden: I looked 5 times and we can't get through sky world's barrier or get back to earth at this point?
James: why?
Jaiden: because we're mortal
Infinite: James & Jaiden, where are you?
James: YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING MY BUNS- HON-
Jaiden: SHH!
Infinite: Is that a flyer for a lifetime supply of sprinkles?
James: we're in the sky! I'm not stupid!
Infinite: -_- *literally throws a bottle of sprinkles past where James & Jaiden are hiding*
James: oh. Neat *goes and grabs it* I could use this
Infinite: THERE YOU ARE!!! *levitates James*
James: uhh... No this is Tim-
Infinite: ...Do you take me for an idiot?
Jaiden: *bashes Infinite over the head with a metal pipe making him let go of James* Yes... yes we do
James: nice!
Jaiden: Let's get moving now before he wakes up.
James: which may be now *runs*
Jaiden quickly follows & they hear a propeller where Jaiden readies the metal pipe just in case & James gets his laser gun out only for Peach's plane emerges from the clouds
Sonic: *pokes his head out the window* Did somebody call for some saviors?
James: YOU'RE ALIVE?!
Shadow puts the plane into hover mode & have it fire hooks & everyone zip line down to the "ground"
Silver: *literally floats down* Was that really needed?
Shadow: Yes
Deadpool just jumps out
Deadpool: Superhero landing motherfuckers!
Ed & Sonic grind on the zip line down
Ed: Now I know why you do this
Sonic: it's cool
Frisk: *sees that there's a bit of blood on the pipe Jaiden is holding* Ummmmmm...
Jaiden: Infinite
Meggy: tell me you killed him!
Infinite: *walks towards them with blood dripping from his head & his mask suffering a crack* That would be a negative.
Meggy: damnit-
Sonic: WHAT'D YOU DO TO TAILS?!
Mario: and peach!
Silver: and Blaze!
Luigi: and daisy!
CupHead: and Zelda!
*everyone looks at him
CupHead: oh y'all don't get to judge me-
Infinite: To be honest... I kinda wanted you all to get out of the mindfucks I placed you all in. So you all can die together... as one big family. Ahhhhh... kinda poetic if you think about it.
Sans; if you wanted that? Why'd they all hit so damn- hard-
Shadow: I swear to god I'll never touch a flower again
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Ed N Gang Season 5
FanfictionAfter their victory over SE's power trip from Season 4, the cast are in for a world of mental pain when a familiar foe of Sonic's, Shadow's & Silver's return for much wanted revenge & destruction. Will they defeat this new foe or will Soleana & pote...
