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cora
nick is about to start talking with you
no giving him your number or anything else

why not?

because i said so

fine
only because you asked so nicely

no sarcasm cora
im serious
i dont trust him if he has your number

fine fine
i get it
no giving the better roommate my number

shut up
i pay everything for him

so you're his sugar daddy?

shut up
here he comes

finally
it was taking so long

mom? is this you?

NICK! MY BABY!
OH HOW I MISSED YOU!

MOM!
I MISSED YOU TOO!

did your father give you food?
i know that me travelling for work is hard for you two

yes mom
otherwise i hit him with pillows

i taught you well, my little baby boy

yes you did mom

jokes aside
hello nick

hello cora
cora isn't your real name right?

nope
joffrey did tell you that right?

yes just making sure
and please poison his wine

i will
don't worry

good
so can i know your name?
i wasn't allowed to ask
but i don't care what he wants me to tell you otherwise

he told you things to tell me?

yeah
he's being stupid

when isn't he?
but no i promised joffrey i wouldn't say my name

fuck him
i'm the better roommate
you said it yourself

yeah but i promised
i don't break promises

ok fine
i'll hear it if you tell him
whenever that is

i don't know
i didn't really think about it
if i'm honest

i understand
he's starting to miss you
he's trying to read what we're saying

he's an idiot
tell him that for me

he hit me with a pillow

its better then that he killed you

true
he wants his phone back

send my numer to yourself :)
in that way i didn't give it to you
and i don't break my promise

i promised him i wouldn't

stupid joffrey and his rules

i know right?
like he's so possesive
he talks about you all the time
i'm suprised when his mouth opens
and you're not the topic

aww he talks about me?
how sweet🥺🥺
the fucking simp

i bet you talk about him all the time too

to my little brother and a few friends
so it's different, and not 24/7

you're both simps for eachother
do you like him?

yeah, he's a great friend

i meant romantically

i know

rude

deserved
but no i don't like him romantically
we're just friends

you sound just like him

ew
i don't want to sound like an american boy
im happy being a british girl, thank you very much

he sounds stupid, so be happy you don't have to hear that
he's practially begging me for his phone back

lets ends his suffering then
bye nick!
it was nice talking to you

bye cora
it was nice talking to you too

im going to miss you my son :(

im going to miss you too mom :(
yeah yeah, my turn

and mr possesive is back
did you really miss me that much?😼

yes
very much
my wife

hes our son

i don't care
mine

you're a child
an actual child

i am not
i am a 22 year old man

doesn't seem like it

shush

don't shush me

i just did
what are you going to do about it?

do you want me to poison your wine?

not really

then don't shush or test me
bitch

you've been modding tommyinnit too much
you're taking over his words

try living with him
[RETYPED MESSAGE]

yeah i know
luckily im not modding the rest of the weekend

that sounds nice

it is
finally time for myself
i can also bully people on twitter now

yeah that's always fun

it is joffrey
it really is