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the third season is still boring

of course that's the first text i get

were you really expecting something else?

no
no i wasn't

good
so how is your day going joffrey?

it's going well cora
how is your day going?

it's going good
the rat brought me candy

what kind of candy?

m&m's :)
i also got a new blanket!

is it better then the last one?

it's kind of the same but it's bigger
so it's a good blanket

makes sense

i was thinking of getting a cat
but we have two dogs
so i can't :(

i have a cat

AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME?
YOU BITCH
SHOW ME YOUR CAT

fine fine
i will

good
because you didn't have a choice
you're being held at gunpoint 🔫

you're a dork
a cute dork

stop
you're making me blush

this is herher name is patches

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this is her
her name is patches

SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE
I'M STEALING HER
SHE'S MINE NOW
PATCHES MY BELOVED

wtf cora
she's my cat

not anymore
she's mine now
deal with it

then i'm taking nick back

no
they're both mine
fuck you
get better

wtf cora

:) :)

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