Your life at the Avengers

Part 13 - small

You and Agatha Climb out of bed.

Imagine having your own house with your girlfriend... is it to soon? We haven't been dating for long I guess. Maybe we should talk more about it later. It's not like I don't have enough. I've been saving up since I can remember!

Agatha: you're okay you know... we don't have to, just yet.

Y/n: what?

Agatha: your over thinking. I can read your mind

Y/n: I'm sorry. I want my own house, or a flat or what ever. But you know... we haven't been dating for a long time

Agatha: you don't have to but the place for us. You can buy it for you. This is your money! Your live savings. But, don't rush into things okay? Look for houses, look for places to buy. Take your time. You have all the time

Y/n: you're right.. you're right. Yes, I'll wait a little longer. Let's get some breakfast?

Agatha: okay! Let's go

You and Agatha walk into the kitchen, pepper had already made the pancakes for everyone. She waved over to you both.

Agatha: hey pepper

Y/n: good morning mom!

Pepper: come on, sit down. I made some pancakes

You and Agatha sit down, Agatha stares at the pancakes.

Agatha: dam

Y/n: hm?

Agatha: those pancakes are bigger than your boobs

You slowly turn your head, facing Agatha. Punching her in the arm, pepper laughs, as does Agatha.

Y/n: AGS!!

Agatha: whhhaatttt. You know... I only ever speak the truth!

Y/n: sometimes the truth is.. not the truth

Agatha: hun, you're like a cup size A

Y/n: don't expose me like that!

Carol walks in, laughing as she hears the conversation.

Carol: your boobs are that small huh? Poor thing

Y/n: COME ON

Agatha: hold on, hold on!

Agatha yells, she shouts for Wanda. Wanda runs in, with Natasha.

Wanda: I'm here! What's wrong? Who needs help!

Y/n: wait what. I- you came here so fast. What the fuck

Agatha: we good. Okay so-

Y/n: Ags

Agatha: you know deep down inside I'm not lying

Y/n: urgh. Fine

Agatha: ok ok, so.. y/n's boobs-

Wanda: tiny. I KNOWW!!

Y/n: WHA-

Agatha: you've seen them?

Wanda: ok so, you remember that time we went swimming and...

Y/n: oh shit. Yeah... look, it's my mom's fault. She's the one who got me the bikini!

Natasha: the bikini that was to big for your boobs!

Y/n: I have small boobs okay. Leave me be

Pepper stands there watching, as she silently laughs the whole time.

Y/n: you did this on purpose didn't you... mom?

You turn around, you face pepper. The laugh finally exits her mouth.

Pepper: I wouldn't say it was on purpose. I just never realised they where... small, small

Y/n: URGH. MOM!

Agatha: ok ok. Let's eat the pancakes now!