Your life at the Avengers

Part 28 - Loki is dumb

Y/n: what the fuck are you doing here?

Loki: though it was time I get my revenge

Y/n: your revenge? You the one who killed my sister

Loki: blah blah blah

Y/n: my dad can easily lock up back up

Loki: Let-

Y/n: and I'm literally dating the most powerful witch

Loki: okay, yup. I didn't think any of this through did I?

Y/n: uh huh

Agatha's pov:

Agatha: I've never been more confused. Where the fuck is Tony

Tony: you said my name?

Agatha bumps into Tony, face red.

Tony; hey? What's up

Agatha: someone called Loki! In- in y/n'a room. She need- needs help

Tony: shit

Tony runs in to your bed room.

Bedroom:

Loki: ha... hey Tony. Okay so- I didn't think about any of this. It's best I go!

Tony: it's best if I lock you away. You kill my first daughter, but you are never going to touch this one

Y/n: aww thank you dad

Tony; not now sweetie

Y/n: Oop

Fury comes in 2 minutes later with Skrull handcuffs. Using them on Loki.

Loki: that's to tight

Y/n: uh huh. That's what she said

Tony; what

Y/n: wait what. Sorry- not the right time

Fury: I'll take it from here Sir

Y/n: Loki's so dumb what the hell

You and Tony walk into the living room. You see Agatha, pepper, Wanda, Natasha and Steve.

Steve: Loki tried again?

Y/n: yet he failed and gave up straight away

Wanda: and you definitely said a "that's what she said" joke

Y/n: oh, of course I did!

Natasha: and what did Tony say?

Y/n: the father twas confused

Steve: as am I

Y/n: as per usual

Agatha: who.. was that?

Y/n: that was Loki. The one who betrayed us all. The one who killed my only sibling. The one who took my life away

Agatha: oh gosh. I'm so sorry..

Y/n: nah, it's okay. Loki is just dumb now. He forgets how powerful we are compared to them

Agatha: but still, we are all a family here and I'm here to help

Y/n: I wouldn't say we are all family- because then ... incest

Agatha: shit. Yeah- good point

Everyone in the room starts laughing, you grab the tv remote and play "Elf" the Christmas movie.

Y/n: incase you all forgot, it's November now. Which means, Christmas movies everyday. Oh and songs!

Pepper: Agreed. But, you have to sing us a Christmas song

Y/n: I will! A Megan trainor one. Gosh, such a fan

Pepper: deal!!

I don't even- anyways. I hope you'll enjoyed this dumb chapter. Because their was literally no point to it at all. But, here I am, POSTING IT!

ANYWAYS. ITS NOVEMBER!! OMMGGGG