Everyone can suck my dick
<Kuroo Has Added Yaku>
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|Oikawa| Out of everyone hear who do you think would go to jail first?
|Kyoutani| You
|Yaku| Lev
|Kenma| Kuroo and Bokuto
|Osamu| Atsumu
|Sakusa| Atsumu
|Aran| The twins
|Semi| When you say twins I just think of like 5 years old
|Aran| They might as well be 5
|Osamu| Hey!
|Atsumu| Hey!
|Yahaba| Kyoutani
|Kyoutani| 🖕
|Daichi| Kageyama, Hinata, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Tanaka and Noya
|Sugawara| Wait we don't even have them in this chat
|Daichi| Good
|Tendou| Well then add them
|Tendou| I'll also be adding Goshiki and Shirabu just to piss off Semi
|Semi| You're a bitch Tendou
<Tendou Had Added Goshiki, Shirabu>
<Sugawara Has Added Tanaka, Nishinoya, Hinata, Yamaguchi, Tsukishima, Kageyama>
|Hinata| I licked hand sanitizer
|Hinata| Oh shit wrong chat
|Daichi| ...
|Bokuto| I did the same thing too once!!
|Tsukishima| You're an idiot
|Kageyama| ^
|Tendou| Welcome to the Oikawa hate club!
<Tendou Renamed Groupchat To 'The Oikawa hate club<3'>
|Oikawa| I'm starting to think someone pisses on your cereal every morning and that's why your like this
|Semi| One time Goshiki did as a dare
|Daichi| I'm giving up on everyone here
|Kita| Yes
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Pretty Gay If You Ask Me[Chatfic]
FanfictionA haikyuu chatfic cause I'm tired and bored😍 Also the title was used for a draft of a different chatfic I deleted