Pretty Gay If You Ask Me[Chatfic]

Chapter 13

Dumpster fire<3

|Hanamaki| Oikawa's parents are so hot

|Hanamaki| Like is your mom single?? Or you dad??

|Oikawa| Makki ffs leave me alone

|Iwaizumi| He's close to tears right now

|Hanamaki| But is it a lie🤨

|Iwaizumi| ..

|Oikawa| Iwa...

|Oikawa| Iwa pls... don't tell me

|Iwaizumi| no comment

|Oikawa| This friendship is over </3

|Hanamaki| I just wonder why Oikawa isn't hot

|Oikawa| None of u guys are coming over next week

|Oikawa| I hate u

|Kenma| Guesss who stole Kenma's phoen😎

|Oikawa| Ur disgusting

|Matsukawa| Ah yes, the beautiful Oikawa hating Kuroo agenda

|Daichi| I hate this groupchat

|Shirabu| Take out anyone who's in contact with Kuroo.

|Shirabu| And Oikawa.

|Daichi| Delete the whole groupchat actually

|Daichi| End our suffering

|Sugawara| Daichi's just mad that he's stuck with Tanaka and Noya and me in karaoke

|Daichi| No one here can sing

|Yamaguchi| Hinata can't sing

|Yamaguchi| At all

|Yamaguchi| He's awful

|Sugawara| But on the brightside Kageyama and Tsukishima can sing!

|Daichi| But they're too busy arguing to do anything so instead we're stuck with Hinata and Noya dueting a cringey love song

|Oikawa| 💀

|Sugawara| I'm starting to think that Asahi getting sick wasn't a coincidence anymore...

|Osamu| One time Tsumu use to join those sing a longs when we were in middle school

|Atsumu| SHUT UP

|Akaashi| To be honest you both are equally as bad..

|Osamu| Hello Akaashi

|Akaashi| Hello

|Osamu| Are you busy tomorrow?

|Atsumu| NO

|Atsumu| HES BUSY

|Atsumu| HE IS

|Atsumu| SAY YOU AR E AKAASHI

|Atsumu| SAY IT

|Atsumu| I CANT LOSE THIS

|Atsumu| I NEED A DATE TOO THEN

|Atsumu| FUCK

|Atsumu| SUNA DATE ME

|Osamu| OI

|Osamu|DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA IM NOT ASKING HIM ON A DATE

|Osamu| FUCK YOU

|Osamu| SUNA DONT DATE HIM HES NOT WORTH IT

|Atsumu| FUCK YOU I AM

|Osamu| NO

|Osamu| FUCK YOU

|Akaashi| ...

|Akaashi| I have to go visit my grandma so i'm not, sorry