There was once a young man named Cameron. He lived in the dark, mysterious town of Dickenham and spent most of his time sneaking up on old people in the dark before jumping out of nowhere and scaring them to death (literally).
Cameron had always dreamed of being a p0rnstar. He loved the glamorous lifestyle, rigorous sexual health tests, candlelit dinners and sexy tiddies. This was the life Cameron truly longed for, as opposed to his current antics of killing all the olds.
Cameron knew he had to find a way to achieve his dreams before his time ran out. One cold summer's day, he checked his life-watch to see that he only had 1 minute and 29 seconds left of life before his inevitable sudden death. This was going to be a challenge...
He started to run as fast as his tiny legs could possibly take him until he found the nearest JobCentre. He barged his way inside, punched the receptionist in the face and grabbed the first member of staff he saw by the throat.
"Help me now or I kill your pet goat", Cameron threatened the worker.
"Fine you cunt you only had to ask kmt", roared the worker, as he kissed his teeth and shit on the floor.
Cameron smirked to himself, he knew he was going to get what he wanted with an attitude like this. That was until the UNTHINKABLE happened........................
