Susan grabbed the patatas masher and gave Campervan a look that could be read without words - also because I really cba to write more dialogue.
Cameron smirked, as he slowly and sensually removed the niplpe stickers from his nipples.
ipples. He spread Susan Boyle's chunky thighs and slowly ran his finger down her thigh, taking up a perimiter of approximately 2cm squared. He watched her squirm as she tried to act unphased, but he was already aware of his power.
Oh fuck they forgot to fucking film it. FFS NOW I GOTTA CHANGE THE STORY
Susan pulled an iPhone 4S out of her vagina and pressed the big red record button. She licked her lips and stared into the camera whilst she belted out I Dreamed a Dream from the Le Miserable Lesbians.
Cameron's hands worked his way up to her SQUare, but he teased her by limiting his touch to the surrounding areas only. This only riled up old Boyle more, as she stared into his shining blue lasers and let out her first moan. Cameron could feel his donkey growing in his half underwear, so he gave the camera a DickTour before utilising his Piece. Cameron thought to himself how cringe it must be for the author of this to be writing these words about someone they know, and he was right.
