KISS Takes Their Driving Test-PART FOUR

Chapter Eight

Tommy: *looks up at the sky* It's getting dark outside. We better get some rest so we can be ready to continue the driving test tomorrow.

Vixen91: *yawns* Yes, let's go to bed, everyone.

Ace: But where will we sleep?

Me: Outside of course!

Vinnie: We can't sleep outside, babe. It's too dangerous.

Eric Carr: Yeah, there are lots of wild animals that come out at night.

Me: You guys are so silly! 😂 How do you think people sleep over in the woods?

Gene: Wait a minute...are you saying that we're...?

Me: *giggles* Follow me, you old school knuckleheads!

(*The host leads everyone to a place where there are tents set up and in the middle, there is a nice spot to set up a campfire*)

(*Fifteen minutes later...*)

Eric Carr: YES! We're going camping!

Paul: Wow! You set this up all by yourself Emily?

Me: Well, it took me a few days to set everything up and I had to use my Kissterian powers to make a force field so that no one else could mess everything up. I thought it would be cool for us to sleep outside in the great outdoors.

Bruce: *opens up one of the tents to what it's like inside*

Suzy: This was so nice of you Emily!

Me: It was my pleasure! Now, everyone has to pick out a camping buddy to share a tent.

Eric Carr: *is in his fox form chasing a bat*

Vinnie: Don't do that, Eric. He might have rabies.

Eric Carr: *leaves the bat alone and then gets distracted and rushes off to find out what it is*

Suzy: *had just finished getting everything ready for herself and the Fox when they were ready to sleep in the tent*

KellerSinger18: Eric! *giggles* Gimme my scarf back!

Eric Singer: *is playfully a game of cat and mouse using KellerSinger18's green scarf while in his animal form* Meow?

Bruce: *looks around and then realizes something* Um...guys?

Gene: What's the matter, Bruce?

Bruce: I think we lost the Fox.

Suzy: Oh no! He must have wandered into the woods while we weren't looking.

Me: Don't worry, Suzy! We can use the Kiss guys who have animal forms to help us search for Eric Carr.

Suzy: But how is that going to help us?

Vinnie: They can sniff for Eric's scent because foxes have a strong smell during mating season.

Suzy: Oh, yeah! I forgot that my foxy boy sprays himself with a nasty odor to keep other foxes away from me. So, that'll make it more easier to look for him.

Paul: You guys better make it fast because it's supposed to get cold outside soon.

Me: Don't you worry, glitter britches! We'll be faster than a jackrabbit and a—

(*All of a sudden, something is heard from the woods*)

Vinnie: *is shaking with fear* W-what the hell w-was that?

Me: It sounds like Eric Carr. Let's go and find that silly fox!

(*Suzy, Bruce, Peter, Eric Singer, and the host go into the woods to search for the Fox drummer of KISS*)

Me: *shines a flashlight somewhere*

(*Peter, Eric Singer, and Bruce Kulick all switch into their animal forms to protect Suzy and Emily*)

Suzy: *looks behind a big rock* Eric? Is that you?

(*Eric Carr is in his fox form and appears to have caught something*)

Me: Hooray! We found the Fox. And will you look at that? He's been hunting in the woods like a wild animal.

Suzy: *switches to her fox form and cautiously walks towards Eric Carr, who is eating off the carcass of a deer*

Eric Carr: *looks up at Suzy and yips happily, swishing his tail with excitement* (Suzy! You've found me!)

Suzy: *yips excitedly* (I'm so glad that we found you!) (Please don't run off without telling me or any of the guys from KISS, okay?)

Eric Carr: *pants like a fox would do, then yips* (Okay, I won't do that again, my sweet and sexy vixen) *nuzzles Suzy's cheek*

(*The Fox then drags the deer carcass back towards the campsite, where everyone else was waiting*)

Paul: Look guys! It's Eric Carr.

Ace: ACK!

Me: Hi guys! We finally made it back!

Eric Carr: *drags the deer carcass a little bit past the campsite and begins to dig a hole*

Vinnie: Oh God. That doesn't look too appetizing.

Eric Carr: *buries the deer carcass into the fox hole and then pushes some dirt back into the hole to keep it safe*

Me: We'll have to get rid of it somehow in the morning or else it's gonna rot and then, we'll have a bunch of maggots that were laid from different types of flies.

Paul: Ewww! I'd rather not lay a finger on it.