(*All nine of the KISS guys are going to the next part of their driving test*)
(*Gene Simmons is the one driving us to the driving course and he has a Kiss GPS connected to his phone so we won't get lost*)
Me: Are y'all ready for a rootin' tootin' good ole' time?
(*All the Kiss guys are whooping with joy*)
Eric Carr: *yips excitedly while swishing his fluffy fox tail, and he looks out the window*
Suzy: I can see the farm! Look!
Vinnie: Aw! It's so beautiful.
Me: I can see the cows grazing in the field and the pigs rolling around in the mud! Oink! Oink!
(*An hour later, we arrive at the next driving course*)
Me: Welcome back students. Now, for your next driving test, we're going to be using some sports cars. So be more careful.
Vixen91: *looks at her clipboard* Okay...since Gene drove us all the way here, he's going first.
Gene: Alright! *gets into a Kiss Demon car, starts the engine, and then takes off*
Me: AND REMEMBER THE RULES, GOD OF THUNDER!
Gene: Affirmative!
*But right around then, Bowser from the Super Mario game series placed a bullet bill in the middle of the road*
Paul: OH NO!
Ace: GENE! Watch out for—
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KABOOM!
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*Gene looses control over his car and falls down to the ground, landing underneath an apple tree, and some of the apples were knocked down on his head*
Paul: GENE! YOU OKAY BACK THERE?!
Gene: *is feeling mad* Stupid Bowser...and his freakin bombs. *dusts himself off and then walks away*
Me: I think he's okay.
Suzy: But not so much for that car he was driving.
*The Kiss Demon car can be seen laying upside down and is on fire*
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KISS Takes Their Driving Test-PART FOUR
HumorThe hottest band in the world are in for a real treat because this time, they're taking the next part of their driving test out in the country.
