(*Ace and Peter were doing just fine until they reached the first lap of the driving course*)
(*Ace turns on some music and the popular 1990 song "Groove Is In The Heart" by Deee-Lite began to play*)
Ace: Yeah baby!
Peter: *gets into the spirit* I remember when this came out.
Me: *sees Vinnie and playfully traces my hand across his chest* Let's get groovy...😉
Vinnie: *smirks as he watches me dancing*
Me: *pitches my r's seductively, and then grinds myself against Vinnie's crotch* 🤤
Vinnie: Oh! Baaaby. *moans* 🥴
Paul: *snickers* You feeling the groove yet, Gene?
Gene: Oh yes. *flicks out his long tongue*
Tommy: *does that slide whistling thing*
Vixen91: *giggles* Oh Tommy, you flatter me so much!
(*Ace and Peter finish their driving test and then they go and join everyone else on the dance floor*)
Peter: Groovy! *dances with Eli*
(*Lyrics to "Groove Is In The Heart"*)
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We're going to dance
We're going to dance
We're going to dance and have some fun
Dig!
The chills that you spill up my back keep me filled
With satisfaction when we're done
Satisfaction of what's to come
I couldn't ask for another
No, I couldn't ask for another (you know that's right)
Your groove, I do deeply dig
No walls, only the bridge
My supper dish, my succotash wish (sing it, baby)
I couldn't ask for another (uh-huh, uh-huh)
No, I couldn't ask for another
Groove is in the heart-art-art-art
Groove is in the heart-art-art-art
Groove is in the heart-rt-rt (astronomical)
Groove is in the heart-art-art-art (hit me!)
The depth of hula groove moves us to the nth hoop
We're gonna groove to Horton Hears a Who-who
I couldn't ask for another
No, I couldn't ask for another
DJ Soul (Soul!) Was on a roll
I've been told he can't be sold
He's not vicious or malicious
Just de-lovely and delicious
I couldn't ask for another
Uh, some looks in this torso (yeah)
Hot, got a deal, you wanna know (wanna know)
Delightful, truly Deee-liteful ('lightful)
Making it, doing it, 'specially at a show (show)
Feeling kinda high like a Hendrix haze (haze)
Music makes motion, moves like a maze (maze)
All inside of me, side, heart especially (yeah)
Note of the rhythm, where I wanna be (c'mon)
Flowing, glowing with electric eyes (eyes)
You dip to the dive, baby yo, realize (yeah)
When will you see the funky side of me?
Baby, you'll see that rhythm is the key (yeah)
Get, get, wit' it, wit' it, can't think, quit it, quit it
Stomp on the street when I hear a funk beat (bloop)
Playing Pied Piper, follow what's true
Baby, just sing about the groove! (Sing it!)
Groove is in the heart-art-art-art (na-na-na-na)
Groove is in the heart (na-na-na-na)
Groove is in the heart-rt-rt (na-na-na-na)
Groove is in the heart-art-art-art
One, two, three
Blow them horns along
(The groove is in your heart)
Groove is in the heart-art-art-art (yeah, ha)
Groove is in the heart-art-art-art
Groove is in the heart-rt-rt
Groove is in the heart-art-art-art
Hmm, he-he-he-he
C'mon, y'all deep
Y'all are crazy, man
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KISS Takes Their Driving Test-PART FOUR
HumorThe hottest band in the world are in for a real treat because this time, they're taking the next part of their driving test out in the country.
