(*Everything was going fine until all of a sudden, the car that Eric Singer was using started making funny noises and so, he stopped the vehicle and parked it on the side of the road to take a closer look*)
Eric Singer: *scratches his head in confusion* Hmmm...this is really weird.
Me: Okay, foxy boi. Go over there and help him.
Eric Carr: I'm on it! *teleports to where Eric Singer is in an orange-colored aurora*
(*Meanwhile...with Eric Singer...*)
Eric Singer: I just don't know what's going on.
Eric Carr: *appears in an orange aurora with a tin box with some tools inside* Don't you worry, buddy. I used to fix gas ranges on cars before I joined KISS, so this should be easy for me. 🤓 *gets down on his knees and crawls underneath the car and takes out a wrench, lying down on his back as he begins to do an inspection*
Eric Singer: *smiles* Okay, thanks Eric. I'm in no rush.
(*Fifteen boring minutes later...*)
Eric Carr: Oh yeah! I think I figured out what's wrong with the car.
Eric Singer: Really? Cool, what's the problem with it?
Eric Carr: Well...*tries to hide his chuckles* 😄 Somebody put laxatives in the engine and that's why it's not working like it should be.
Eric Singer: Guess I better tell the guys, then. *takes out his cell phone and makes a few calls*
Paul: *gets a call from Eric Singer on his cellphone* What? How is that even possible?
Me: WHO PUT LAXATIVES IN THE ENGINE?! 🤯
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KISS Takes Their Driving Test-PART FOUR
HumorThe hottest band in the world are in for a real treat because this time, they're taking the next part of their driving test out in the country.
