Me: Vinnie darling, it's your turn now.
Everyone else: Awww!
Vinnie: *is slightly blushing* You flatter me so much, love. *kisses me on the lips*
Me: *giggles* I know I do. *kisses Vinnie back*
Vinnie: *gets in an Egyptian themed car, puts on his seatbelt for safety, starts the engine, and then takes off*
(*The background music for Vinnie's driving test*)
(*All of a sudden, Vinnie saw that someone had left their banana peels on the road*)
Vinnie: OH SH*T! *looses control of the car as the banana peels were slippery and crashes into a river nearby*
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SPLASH!
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Me: VINNIE! ARE YOU OKAY?! 😱
(*Vinnie steps out of the river all soaking wet, and his Ankh Warrior Kiss makeup is ruined*)
Vinnie: Yes...I'm okay.
Suzy: WHICH ONE OF YOU KNUCKLEHEADS LEFT ALL THOSE BANANA PEELS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?!
Ace: It wasn't me! I swear to Jendell that I didn't do it!
(*Eric Carr switches to his fox form and sniffs the banana peels*)
Eric Carr: *yips* (Hey!) (Check this out!)
Bruce: What is it, boy?
Eric Carr: *points his fox nose to someone who is hiding in the bushes*
Me: Holy cow! It's another Disney villain!
Maleficent (from the Disney movie Sleeping Beauty): *laughs evilly* You fools...do you think you can defeat me?
Me: AAAH!
*Maleficent uses her powers to lift Vinnie up by the neck to choke him*
Vinnie: 😩 *struggles to breathe*
Gene: Hey lady! That's not cool! *uses his fire powers to attack Maleficent*
Maleficent: *drops poor Vinnie to the ground, screaming loudly in pain and then burns to death*
Me: *quickly catches Vinnie before he falls* Oh Vinnie. I was so scared! 🥺
Eric Carr: *yips* (Here!) (This oxygen will help him breathe!) *drops the oxygen mask that was in his mouth next to Vinnie*
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KISS Takes Their Driving Test-PART FOUR
HumorThe hottest band in the world are in for a real treat because this time, they're taking the next part of their driving test out in the country.
