Eren: Dude, you don't have to freakin follow me everywhere. Its not like anyone is gonna try anything.
Mikasa: Because I will be there.
Eren: Bu-
Mikasa: I will show NO mercy to anyone who dares to hurt you. I will murder them and eat their souls.
Eren: Mikasa.... thats not even funny.
Mikasa: Why not? Souls taste good. That reminds me. I need to find a way to kill Levi so that I can take his soul. His will taste very good and he wot be around to steal you from me.
Eren: MIKASA!
