Undereritale

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UNDERTALE SPOILERS


*Levi and Eren playing Undertale*

Eren: Oh my god ok where am I? Oh, is that me? That's me! Look how cute in his little jumper. He's so cute!

Levi: Dude, that's totally a girl. 

Eren: They kinda look like you, actually. With the.. totally... "just-done" face. 

Levi: *imitates Frisk* 

Eren: Oh mY GOD. 

Levi: Just play the fucking game already...

Eren: Ok so we go this w- OH MY GOD LOOK AT ME WHEN I WALK ITS SO- *takes a step* OH MY GOD. 

Levi: I guess it is kinda cute. *smirks*

Eren: I KNOW RIGHT?!

Levi: Wait, go through the door. What's the door for? 

Eren: I don't know.. we should totally get that door, and like just make that the first thing our friends see when they come over. 

[pause] 

Levi: When do our friends come over, they hate us.... 

Eren: WAIT, our little dude-girl-adorable-panda thing looks like a pissed-off-brunette Armin. 

Levi: WOAH WAIT WHAT THE F-

Eren: FLOWER!

Levi: No, I was gonna say fu-

Eren: I know what you were gonna say, but look! *violently points at the screen*

Levi: Oh. Flower. 

Eren: Click it. 

Levi: Ok, OH IT SPEAKS OH MY CROCKS.

Eren: *imitates Flowey's voice* "Howdy! My name's Flowey. Flowey the Flower."

Levi: First of all, what the fuck. Second of all, how the fuck are you doing that voice.

Eren: Watch your profanity, young man. *clears throat* "You're new to the underground, aren't you?"

Levi: ... oh god..

Eren: "Golly, you must be so confused. Someone ought to teach you how things work around here. I guess little old me will have to do." 

Flowey-rape-face

Levi: EREN...... I DON'T LIKE THIS.

Eren: *chuckling* Yeah, yeah... dialogue, dialogue okay so.. AHH I have to get these white thingys?

Levi: I guess so, move around.

Eren: *hits the pellet* *health drops to 1/20*

Eren + Levi: THE HELL?

Eren: "You idiot! In this world, it's killed or be killed! Why would anyone pass up an opportunity like THIS?!" 

Levi: KILL IT WITH FIRE!

*Flowey's ring of fire* 

Eren: WELL FUCK THIS.

*Toriel's magic attack appears*

*Flowey "dies"*

Levi: whAT. 

Eren: OH WAIT I THINK THIS IS-

*Toriel appears*

Eren: GOAT MOM.



--to be continued--

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