Erwin: Now you listen here, boy. If I ever catch you around these parts again, I swear on God Almighty, I'll gut you like a dadgum fish. It's the little rats like you, gettin' into everybody's private lives, that end up with their necks snapped."
Eren: Erwin, chill. I'm not gonna tell anyone about your little tentacle hentai collection.
Levi: *fffuckin bolts for the door*
