Eren: Yo, wouldn't it be dope if like we could do some Pacific Rim type shit? Like, make these giant robo-titan suits and fight 'em like that instead of all this dying crap?
Mikasa: Eren, you're literally a shifter.
Eren: And? You think my thumb tastes good?
Levi: You would know, from your sucking it all the time.
Connie: Oooooh, burnnn.
Eren: Ah, fuck off. I meant the blood. It tastes awful.
Armin: I actually really like the taste of blood.
Mikasa: What the actual fuck, Armin.
Levi: Well, Armin, if you like blood so much, once a month, Eren's vagina bleeds preeeetty heavily.
Mikasa: What the ACTUAL fuck, Levi.
Reiner: WE NO NEED IRON SUIT FOR KILLING TITANS. I AM HERE TO KILL THE TITANS.
Mikasa: You're LITERALLY the enemy. Did everyone smoke something before this but me?
Connie: *leans back in the chair* Marijuanaaaaa....
Levi: Cocaine.
Eren: Some laced shit lmao
Armin: Dead skin cells.
Mikasa: Jesus FUCKING CHRIST YALL
