Mikasa: Rift me rike you straight.
Eren: *drops mikasa*
Mikasa: AH NO ANAL FO YOU TONIGHT FRONT BUTT ONLEEEHH
Mikasa: I'm having such a fun Japanese tiiiiime!
Mikasa: goD DAMMIT YOU DOING SLEEP STRANGLE AGEEENNN
Eren: WELL SUCK MY DICK
Mikasa: I can't I arrergic to shrimp.
Eren: AHHHHBSJEIDKEB
