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TransTommy pt2 cus i can :)

Tommy and will but Tubbo ranboo phil are there +George at the end.

Btw I decided to have a lot of fun with this chapter so get ready for that.

Tommy pov:
Today I was going to meet up with Tubbo, Ranboo, Wilbur, Phil and possibly George.
It has been around two weeks since I came out to Wilbur.

I stepped out the car carefully, holding onto the door for support as I placed my feet firmly on the grass. I thanked the Danny Davito before he nodded and drove away.
I looked around, I couldn't see anyone yet, unless they were hidden amongst the hundreds of grass people already crowded around shops and stalls and portapotties shaped like rockets.

I sighed as I finally relaxed at the sight of a very smiley Wilbur who was politely kicking children out of his way. I smiled and waved at the older, "HEY WILBY" I screamed over to him, he pushed one more child over who also dropped their dorito flavoured icecream, and rightly so. Disgusting child👹💅.

"Tommyyyyy!" He ran over with his arms out to hug me which I dodged and he fell, immediately composing himself he stood back up, still a wide smile on his face.

"Hi Will, you seen anyone else?" I asked. He shook his head in an unnecessarily dramatic fashion, all the water in his hair splatting on my face. "Will. Why the actual fuck is your hair wet?" I asked. He smiled deviously, "oh Tommy." He sighed, "oh Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tom Tom." He wiggled his finger and shook his head slowly as if to say 'tut tut peasant', "you shall never understand my ways, you should just be honoured to even be able to say that thou hath even enter the proximity of thy presence."

I just stared confused, my mouth slightly agape and my eyes squinted. I was suddenly blind. "Ayo wait Will I'm blind" I announced.

"Oh. Your eyes don't work? Don't worry I have spare." I heard rustling, I laughed at his joke.

"Here" I felt a small circular moist yet clammy object in my hand. "Wilbur..."

"Yes?"

"Is this an eye?" I asked.

"..."

"YO SWEET IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS??!" Tubbo. 'Finally the voice of reason has arri- oh and he took it.' I heard munching sounds along with an 'mmmmm' from the smaller only making me more confused.

I felt a slap on my back, my vision suddenly returned, I looked behind me to see who it was and IT WAS PHILZA MINECRAFT. MR MINECRAFT SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT AND THERE WAS. PHILZA MINECRAFT CREATOR OF MINECRAFT HATH RETURNED MY VISION THIS MAN IS A GOD.

"Guys I think I'm high"

"Good"

"Oh ma gawd gooyyssss is dat Towmy inniiittt" a small gremlin looking child pointed at me, ice cream around his mouth and snot half way down his face, his hair was greasier than a fish and chip van and he looked more disease ridden than the slides in a soft play area in the back of the cafes.

"No" Ranboo stepped infront of me, pulling his hair and PULLING HIS WHOLE FACE OFF WTF- "IM TOMMY INNIT" he laughed evilly after stripping away his face which was actually a mask.

I ripped off my face to reveal I was actually Ranboo. That's right yall this is a Ranboo pov. I have just taken over the fanfic, just like how I steal Tommy's vlogs with my absolute epicness, skillz, inelegance and just the fact that I exist.

The kid started screaming and just spontaneously died due to shock or something I don't know I'm not a doctor.

Anyway I turned around, "so Phil how was your ride here?" I asked.
"I literally live here" he pointed at the house a few meters away.
"Haha fuckin nerd" We laughed before turning and strutting away Cus we are absolute kings.

We reached an icecream stand and bought it. Tommy's new vlog idea? Pog? No. I stole the cart and we started running away except for Wilbur and Phil who were almost collapsing as they pointed and laughed at crying icecream-less children.

I ripped my face off revealing my face to my face next to me looking at my face. Me and Ranboo had been planning this for months. Scaring kids is funny.

I felt a sudden pain in my ribs, I dramatically fell to the ground hugging my ribs which I had to dislocate my arms to even pull off and rolled around in screaming able sisters on repeat.

"Dude you sound like a cat that just got crushed by an anvil" Ranboo insulted nudging me with his foot.

Wilbur manifested himself next to us, "did you say love joy?" He asked innocently.

"No" Ranboo replied coldly. Will looked at him pouting, his bottom lip quivering before looking away and dramatically sighing at an over the top volume, shaking buildings. The pulled up the backwards peace sign and coolly evaporating.

Phil and Tubbo were jogging over to us, their legs moving in sync, "dudududu" they chanted as they continued to jog slowly over in the wrong direction. Where the fuck are they going?

"Dudududu" I chanted. As if it were an animals bro call, both males heads shot over to we're wearing were. "Dudududu?" They both questioned.

"Dudududu" I responded they clip clop chip chopped down on over to were we were. Tubbo punching Ranboos face so hard he fell on the ground, and like Wilbur, his ghost up and evaporated.

"Yo Tommy wassup" a squid interrupted our chat. we did a cool handshake, "do I know you?"
"Nope"
"Okay"

We left. Wilbur magically appearing and Ranboo getting resurrected. We clapped everytime we took a step. Every 69 steps we would pause and clap agressivly fast at passerby's.

"Well that was fun guys but I gotta go" I announced as we watched the city we were in go up in flames.

"Bye Tomathy"
"Bye TomTom"
"Bye bossman"
"See ya mate"

'Wow what an eventful day' I smiled as I climbed into an onion shaped carriage with big wooden wheels and hoodies attached.
"To goggys please" I ordered.
We magically time skipped like a wattpad fanfic faster than dream could speed run an omelet.
"ouh goggi" i said poshly. The boy emerged from his window half asleep, "Tommy it's 4am wtf do you-." I threw a bible at his face with a pick of Philza on the front.

"God is among us."

"And I'm the imposter"

*cue among us imposter sounds*