What the funk!? (Old)

Part 11

the moon shines over the city as everyone sleeps in their homes, although. 2 people are awake. 1 of them is the author of this who's been working for 12 hours but who cares about that. The other person is our protagonist, Simon. He sneaked out of his house and past all his girlfriends. He headed outside and lets out a sigh. He loved his girls, he did, but he didn't wat to be kept on a metaphorical and literal leash all the time. He escaped girls that smothered the hell of him before only to be smothered again. He started walking down the shadowy streets Simon stopped when he saw smoke coming from a alleyway. He looked down the ally and saw a girl smoking there. The woman noticed him. "oh, hey. what's a cute cat like you doing out here?" The woman asked. "I-I saw s-smoke so I-I thought there w-was a f-fire..." Simon said in his timid voice. The lady chuckled. "Well thanks kid but as you can tell, no fires here." Simon nodded. "I know. I-I'll leave n-now." Simon was about to leave when she suddenly put a hand on his shoulder. "You seem stressed, you ok bud?" She asked. "I-I've just b-been feeling s-smothered lately. I j-just came out for some fresh air." Simon said. The girl nodded. "Well kid, I'm Garcia. And if you want, I can help you release some stress. Got anything you want to do?" Simon thought for a second and then remembered something.

"I've seen what you've been doing and I personally find it unfair. You hide behind those girls and let them solve your problems."

Simon nodded. "C-could we sing?" Garcia seemed a bit surprised. "I didn't know you sang." Simon nodded. "I don't sing. I know someone who dose and I wanna try it out!" Simon said with a determined look in his eyes. The green haired girl blushed slightly. "alright kid, sounds good."

After the song, Simon was smiling widely. "That was great!" He said excitedly. "Heh, that was actually kinda fun kid." The smoker smiled. "I-I'm Simon b-by the way." He said. "Well it was nice meeting you." She said Simon leaves and continued his walk.

He was in a super good mood now. He happily walked down the road and to a park. He stopped walking when he herd a gun cock.

((A/N: a gun cock is the little click sound))

Simon turned around and saw a girl dressed in pink holding a pistol. Simon acted scared. "Ara ara, what do we have here?" The girl asked. Simon didn't say anything and just slowly backed away. The girl grabbed him. "I was hired by blue angel to kill you. So please make this easy for me." She said getting ready to shoot. "W-wait!" The girl looked at him. "W-wanna have a rap battle?" He said holding out a microphone. The girl looked dumbfounded. "Uhh... sure." She said.

((A/N: whenever Rosie says: "ara ara" during her song, Simon blushed slightly.))

After the first song, Rosie got a bit annoyed. "H-hey! Rematch! That doesn't count!" She said angrily. "S-s-sure!" Simon said

Song 2–

After that song the girl pulls out a sniper riffle. "You little JERK! How DARE you win! That's my job! Another battle! NOW!"

Song 3–

At the end, the girl shoots a bunch at Simon. Simon managed to not get hit. Rosie shoved him to the ground and aimed her pistol at him. "P-please stop!" Simon said. "NO! THAT BLUE HAIRED SUPERSTAR IS PAYING ME A FUCKTON OF CASH FOR YOUR BLOOD TO BE SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE GROUND!!! SO PREPARE TO DIE!!!" She said angrily. Simon, is a last ditch effort to not actually hurt her. He gave a scared, innocent look. Rosie hesitated. "I....." she paused. And sighed before putting the gun down. "Why are you so cute???" She ran away.

A week later—

Simon is on his leash being walked by Carol, Kelly, Katie and cherry. They stopped when they see a orange blur run past them. "What the!?" Carol said looking at the unknown thing. Simon saw what it was and instantly knew what it was. He tried going after it but his leash prevented it. "Simon No! Don't chase random things!" Carol said holding his leash tight. Simon's hand turned to a orange clawed hand as he tore the leash off. He ran, leaving the girls confused, shocked and concerned. "S-Simon! Wait!" Kelly got her wings out as she followed him. "What happened to your hand!?!?" Cherry got her wings and followed. "Where are you going!?!?" Katie picked up carol and flew. Simon, didn't hear them. He ran on all 4's after the unknown thing. His pupils turn to slits and he moves faster. The thing came to a stop, there was a clearing. It was a grassy Field, surrounded your trees. There stood a small orange lizard.

"I've finally found you, faker!!!" Simon yells. "Faker!? I think you're the fake orange guy around here."

"Wait wrong script!" The author flips through their paper. "Ah here we go!"

Take 2–

"Well... hello." The lizard waved. "At first, I thought I was imagining things but... I was right! It's you." Simon said. "As you could guess, I was watching you... after that rock guy mentioned you to me I had to follow you, so I did. And I'm glad we have some alone time." The lizard sits down. Simon sat in front of him. The lizard sighed. "I can tell you haven't told them." Simon nodded. "Well, it's not every day you find a guy like me... hehe." He smiled slightly. "Do we... know where m-mom is yet?" Simon asked. The lizard shook his head. "I'm sorry..." Simon sighed. He placed a hand on the lizards head as the lizard disappeared and became noting but orange rose petals. Simon picked up the trident and looked at it. His eyes tear up slightly as the drops fall from his eyes and land on the gold weapon. The tears all slide down the trident and to the prongs and form around it. A blue portal opens up in front of Simon. He walks inside.

One week later—