Colee Magy: Rewritten

New Beginnings

Hi....

My name iz Colee P. Magy. The "P" stands 4 Piss. I am a famus singer, actress, muzichian, author, chef, dancer, and internet celebrity. I am basically famous for everything there ever wuz. I am close friends with President Chole of the Clown Corner, but my BESTIE is the famous ASSASSin, Sapphire Ratphire. Oh... wait... maybe I wasn't supposed to say she's an assassin. Oh well! Ne wayz, 😡😡 dis book ain't about her stinky rat ass!! O dis book is about ME!! 😋 This is liek diary/autobiography that I'm writing about MYSELF because only I can capture my true ✨ essence ✨ and also I am of course the mostest famousest author to have ever lived.

Let me tell u what I look like. I have long SCENE GIRL, hot pink hair and lots of hair clips and accessories, because l'm muy kawaii! I have a chunk of hair that is rainbow colored because rainbow iz my favrite colour (next to pink OF COURSE). My eyes are a darker shade of hot pink and they sparkle like an anime character's eyes because I LOVE anime. I'm 5'2" and my blood type is A+- and also rainbow-colored, but it turns black when I get angery. I always wear scene girl clothes and I have two green hoodies. One is a Gir hoodie and the other is a Dream hoodie. Yes I'm a scene girl and also a Dream stan stfu. I legally have to disclose that I'm boffa those tings for legal purposez. I have 1 demon wing n 1 angle wing bcuz I'm half demon and angle. I'm also 1/4 vampire, so every now and ten I like to drink blood. My other favrit drink is BUBBLE TEA. I just LUV spitting teh burst bubbles @ my enemies. My favorit food iz Nutella and bacon becus l'm So000 quirky and also because I have yet to grasp that concept that it is no longer 2012 and the same trends that existed back then are no longer existent. We are all living in an infinite time loop like [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure spoiler] and 2021 is just 2012 backwards. Rawring 20s amiright?

A little known fact about me is that I also have magical powers 😝 Ok, who am I kidding? Evry1 knew that! I'm only the mostest powerfullest magical girl. My favorite magical girl anime are Sugoi Quest for Kokoro, Nyan Neko Sugar Girls, Madoka Magica, My Little Pony, and, of course, Homestuck. I'm a HUGE WEEB. Anyone dat hates weebs is a cringe-ass, sussy baka that can suck my weiner. #Weeaboo4Lyfe The sheer amount of weebness that flows through my veins gave me my totally awesome powers.

Personality-wise, I wuld say everyting about me is AMAZING. I have never done anything wrong in my entire lyfe & anyone that disagreez is President Chole's political rival, Queen Queso. She's the Queen of England which is totally lame compared to being the Dicktater of The Clown Corner 🙄 I am quirky, funny OF COURSE, a bit aghresive, super cute, intresting and uhh what else. Oh, Sapphie calls me "pretenchus" and "egotystickal" but idfk what those words mean. So I guss l'm those things 2... Uhh wut else is there 2 kno about me... Well, I wont spoil my own book, so I gez u'll have to read the rest to find out evereythng there is to now abot me.

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Author's Note: Ft. aesthetic border
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Hi everyone! (Yes, I'm actually literate Imao) The OG Colee Magy got quite a few reads outside of my friend group lol?? If you've happened to stumble across this fic, then I welcome you to the most crackheadiest part of my mind. This fic is a reboot of the Colee Magy series, which is loosely based off of my real life. To my newer friends, I hope you enjoy this addition to the Clowniverse and don't hesitate to let me know if you want your character inserted into the story! Also, I'm always open to ideas 👀 And of course, the real life Sapphire, thank you for always supporting and laughing at this horrific creation. P.S. don't ask what's up with the unnecessarily aesthetic border, I'm just a basic hoe