Soon After Days of Traveling You, Kazuma, Gobta, and The Wolf Riders had Finally made it to the Dwarven city of Dwargon, where you plan to find artisans to build your Buildings, and Craftsman to build your weapons, But you had to decide to bring with you, into The city!
Y/n: "Alright, I'm bringing Kazuma and Gobta into the city with me! The Rest of you stay here!"
Wolf Riders: "Yes, My Lord!"
The Three of you soon Break off from the group, and Walk to the Town where apparently there is this long line and Good god you just Hated Lines!
Y/n: "Uuuugh!! I hate Liiiines!! We need to find A way to make this go way Quicker!"
Kazuma: "We just Have to wait, Y/n."
Y/n: "Uuuuugh!!"
Gobta: "Well Atleast we have time to talk."
Y/n/Kazuma: "True."
Gobta: "So Do you think if you Eat More your Boobs will get Bigger?"
You then Just smiled before you Drop Kicked Gobta in the Face sending him tumbling to the ground!
Y/n: "DON'T ASK A GIRL THAT QUESTION!!!" 'Despite Me being A Dude in A Girls Body.'
Just then A Knight, Barbarian, Archer, Wizard, and Cleric then show up behind you guys!
Knight: "Hey, What is A Boy, A little girl, and A Monster Doing here?"
Archer: "Yeah, Get out of our way before we pump you full of Arrows!"
Gobta: "O-O-Oh we are so sorry! W-We'll get out of you Way Sir's!"
Y/n: "NO! We will not Move for them! You can't threaten us like that! You wait like the rest of us!"
Viking: "The Boulder is conflicted about hurting A Little Girl!"
Y/n: "Oh that was exactly I was thinking."
Viking: "The Boulder, Has gotten over his Conflicted Feelings now!"
Y/n: "Guys Get Behind me."
Knight: "Fire Blade!"
Barbarian: "Boulder Crash!"
Archer: "Poison Arrows!"
Wizard: "Ice Beam!"
Cleric: "Holy Shield!"
All of the Attacks hit you but they Just absolutely Bounce off of you terrifying them!
Y/n: "You done Yet?"
They all then ran off yelling stuff about monster, and Demon which got Under your skin, so you just decided to say Screw it and Start Scaring everyone to get to the Front of the Line but before you can Some Dwarven Guards stop you but you got all Huffy and Stood your ground!
Y/n: "Oh what are you all going to do? Lock us up in Ye old Jail Cell? Hahahahaha!!"
All Three of you then Got locked up in A Jail cell and Gobta is just Fast Asleep as You Boredly using your Steel String spell to make Cats Cradle style Forms!
Y/n: "Cats Cradle! The White House! Tokyo Tower! The Monkey's Chain, The Monkeys Fist, The Monkey!"
Monkey: "Ooh-Ooh Aah-Aah!"
Gobta: "Zzzzz... Zzzzz... Zzzzz..."
Y/n: "Goddammit he's Still Asleep!"
Kazuma: "So, We just gotta wait and get out because we didn't do anything. Those guys attacked us first."
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Loli in An Isekai Universe
FanfictionYou are A Person who suddenly dies Saving A Loli from A Truck One day and So You become the Most overpowered Character in an Entire Isekai Universe Ready to Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Butt!