You are A Person who suddenly dies Saving A Loli from A Truck One day and So You become the Most overpowered Character in an Entire Isekai Universe Ready to Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Butt!
After The Celebration, You drunkenly got out of your Hay Bale, and Walked into the Tavern, and Grabbed A Cup of Coffee which seemed to calm down your Headache! Meanwhile you were also Looking over missions for the Team, while taking Sips of Coffee Smiling!
Y/n: "Hmmm, Sweet Caffine... I love you almost as Much Boobies..."
Kazuma: "Hangover Huh?"
Y/n: "Shut up Or else I'll kick you in the Crotch again..."
Kazuma: "Alright, I'll shut up."
Aqua: "You both Need to Shut up... I drank too much last Night too..."
Megumin: "Hurry up in Finding A mission! My Explosion Hand is getting so Itchy already!"
Darkness: "I NEEEED Someone to hurt me so badly Already!!"
Y/n: "Shut up!! Hey I found something! Apparently A Goblin Village needs some Help, Defending themselves! That sounds like An easy task for the Great Lord Y/n!"
Kazuma: "Ego Much?"
Y/n: "Hmph!"
Kazuma: "I'll shut up..."
Megumin: "Woah! I don't feel like Fighting Any Goblins Considering my last encounter!"
Y/n: "Woah, It's just to protect them. If We're lucky then we don't have to fight... or Fight... Depending on how you see it of course... Now let's get Going!"
You then Jump on the Table and did A Victory pose as Aqua Hugs You from Behind!
Aqua: "Oh you are so Precious~!"
Y/n: "T-Thanks..."
You all then Had Decided to Visit Wiz's Shop for some Supplies since you were able to raid the Dead Bodies of Beldia's Army and found A Ton of Gold to use on Supplies! And as soon as you walked inside A Girl was at the Counter Just Browsing around!
Wiz: "Hey Guys, What A Coincidence She had been Here all-!"
???: "D-Don't Listen to that Lich! She speaks Lies!"
Megumin: "Oh no, It's my Self proclaimed Rival Yunyun."
Yunyun: "I-I'm not Self Proclaimed!! You and I are Rival's Megumin, and That's Final!!"
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Yunyun
Megumin: "What ever you say Yunyun."
Yunyun: "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A-!"
Wiz: "Oh good Thing your here, Yunyun was Just Standing here every morning for days, Just waiting for Megumin to show up."
Yunyun: "A-Ah, No I wasnt!! I was gonna buy something! L-Like this this Necklace! H-How much does this Cost!?"
Megumin: "Look, Yunyun I always beat you at your Challenges. You're always so Lonely."
Yunyun: "T-THAT IS NOT TRUE!"
Y/n: "Wow, You are so Closeted aren't you?"
Yunyun: "N-No, I am not and I am offended that you would- Wow! You are so cute!!"
Yunyun than ran up to you, and Began Hugging you into her Boobs!
Yunyun: "Wow, You are So tiny and Precious! I love you so much already!"
Y/n: "Big Boobies... Hehehehe..."
Megumin Gets Jealous and Began to rip you off of her, as she then Began slapping her Boobies Around!
Megumin: "What the hell is wrong with you!? Smothering Her with your enormous Honkers! Did they get Bigger!? How dare you!"
Megumin: "Kyyyyah!!"
Since You were laying on the ground with A Nosebleed, Kazuma broke up the Fight, and Began yelling at the two!
Kazuma: "Both of you calm the Fuck Down!! Megumin Stop being A Goddamn Child, and Yunyun You can Join our mission if you want! Just please don't challenge Megumin right now!"
Megumin/Yunyun: "Okay.../ Of course!"
Aqua: "Is Y/n Okay?"
Y/n: "Yunyun's Big Boobies... Hehehehehe..."
Kazuma: "Yeah, She's okay. Just acting all Perverted."
