Loli in An Isekai Universe

Split up Plan!!/ Part 2

Meanwhile, with the Second Group, they were Chasing down Absalom who has Captured Shuna and Plans to Marry the Princess, in Holy Matrimony, and had brought her to the Nearest Church where he Has everything set up just for the two of them!

Zombie Priest: "Will you Absalom Take Princess Shuna as your lawfully wedded wife until death?"

Absalom: "I do."

Zombie Priest: "And Princess Shuna will take Absalom as your-"

Just then doors busted open as Sanji ran in with his foot on fire!

Sanji: "NOT SO FAST YOU PERVERT!! DIABLE JAMBE!!"

Absalom: "GAH!"

Sanji had kicked him upside the head, as the rest of them ran inside!

Zoro: "Seriously? You have room to talk?"

Sanji: "SHUT UP MOSS HEAD!"

Zoro: "YOU SHUT UP YOU SHITTY COOK!"

Shuna: "Oh Thank you Mr. Sanji, You saved me."

Sanji: "Anything for you Princess Shuna, I would do anything for you! Would you mind being My-"

Shuna: "Oh But I'm Already dating Chancellor Y/n. It's A Harem."

Sanji: "I... I don't know if I would find that Hot or unbelievably Annoying."

Zoro: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Sanji: "SHUT UP MOSSHEAD!"

Absalom then gets up, and wiped his mouth of Blood!

Absalom: "Ha! That didn't injure me but as A Cancellation Prize that Hurts like Hell. Now let us get back to our wedding!"

Sanji: "Not without A Church you can't You Pervert! Geld Now!"

Geld: "Right! Earthquake Stomp!!"

Zoro/Hakurou: "WHAT!?"

Just then the entire Building collapsed onto them and Sanji shielded Shuna while everyone else got tons of Rubble piled on top of them! Suddenly Zoro popped out of the Rubble and began to try and strangle Sanji!

Zoro: "ARE YOU INSANE!? YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US, YOU SHITTY COOK!"

Hakurou quickly broke up the fight as he lays down some old man wisdom on them!

Hakurou: "I Hate to break this up Boys, but I believe we have ourselves An Invisible Maniac on the Loose."

Zoro: "Oh Like telling us that is gonna Help- GAH!"

Sanji: "Where are you son of A- GAH!!"

Absalom: "HAHAHAHAHA! I'm Invincible you fools you can't even touch me!"

Shuna: "Hakurou what are we gonna do?"

Geld: "I say we pound his skull in and-!"

Hakurou: "No."

Everyone: "Huh!?"

Hakurou: "I say we have Tea. What would you all Like? Emerald? Oolong? Jade?"

Hakurou had set up an entire Tea making station as his right hand was constantly holding his sword!

Sanji: "DUDE THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR TEA! YOU SON OF A- GAH!!!"

Hakuoru: "It's always Time for Tea Young Vinsmoke. Absalom would you like some Tea?"

Absalom: "Why would I want any of your crappy tea!?"

Hakurou: "Hm..."

Hakurou then stands up as he smiled!

Hakurou: "I got all I need now. The All-seeing eye sees you now."

Absalom: "W-What!?"

Just then Hakurou reveals A Glowing-Red Third eye that had Tracked all of Absalom's Moves and begins staring at him, as time around Hakurou stood still, and He drew out his Katana and Had Used it to Impale Absalom in the shoulder drawing out Buckets of Blood!

Absalom fell to the ground, as Hakurou smiled and Took A Sip of Tea!

Hakurou: "Just Like this Tea, That Move was Perfectly times and Perfectly Made."

Absalom then rips his shirt off, and used it to dress his wound as he then began to flex his muscles and showed off his Fangs!

Absalom: "Hahahahahaha!! Tough Luck Old Man, I have The Skin of A Rhino and the Muscles of A Gorilla! Not to mention the Jaws of A Lion, the Razor sharp fangs of A Baboon, and the Claws of A Leopard! It'll take far more than that to actually beat me!"

Geld: "Wow, You Truly are A Freak, And This is coming from the Man Whose Father Turned into A Demon."

Absalom: "SHUT UP! I AM A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A BIOLOGICAL CREATURE!!"

Sanji: "What? The Fuck? Did you Say?"

Absalom: "Wha- GAH!!!"

Sanji has kicked him in the face so hard, and sends him flying into A House!

Sanji: "BULLSHIT! Perfection isn't Achieved by some Artificial Means as you Had! Hell, I have so Called Perfect Brothers, but even though they had amazing powers, their hearts were Black! Black like the Ace of Spades!"

Absalom: "What the Hell are you talking- GUAH!!"

Sanji has then spin Kicked him in the jaw, knocking A Few teeth out as he was sent flying to the ground!

Sanji: "You can't Just Achieve Perfection Dammnit!! You have to work your ass off every day for years on end just to get to the heels of Greatness of itself! I wanted A Devil's fruit! I wanted your Devil fruit so I can finally be Special! Special Like my siblings but I knew deep down I am special! For my entire life Training my hands to cook, and Feet to fight, and you dare claim that you're so goddamn perfect because you were created that Way!? Fuck you, Man, You're were nothing compared to me and still nothing compared to me! I will always be better than You Because I will always be A Better person than you. Period."

Absalom then got up and Wiped his mouth of blood as he smiled!

Absalom: "This Moon Nothing!! I am superior to you and- WHAT!?!?!?"

Just then Shadow creatures began biting into his arms, legs, and neck as he was pinned down as Geld walked over showing that he has His Father's power!

Geld: "Need A Little help here?"

Sanji: "Thanks, Wanna smoke?"

Geld: "Sure."

Sanji then gives Geld A Smoke and Lights it up for him as they both smiled Sadisticly!

Sanji: "We were wondering what will break first..."

Geld: "Your Body or Your spirit?"

Absalom: "No... No, No, No, No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!"

The two of them began beating on the zombie so Hard as A Massive Crater under him, and when they were finished Absalom was nothing more than A Pile of Flesh on the ground trying to Stay Alive! Then Shuna walked over with A Sign and Placed it on what's left on Absalom, and It says "Absalom's here and ready for Marriage" and then Lola Came by and Picked up with the Papers ready, and if he could still scream he certainly would!

Zoro: "You're A Cute little Devil aren't you?"

Shuna: "I do have A Dark side~ Tee-hee~"

Hakurou: "We should get to the Thriller bark Immediately."

Zoro: "Right! This way!"

Zoro then ran off and Sanji Pointed in the right direction!

Sanji: "This way dumbass!"

Zoro: "I knew that Curly brows!"

Geld: "You're A Cooky Bunchy aren't you?"

Sanji then Lights another Cigarette as he smiles!

Sanji: "Heh, You have no idea but I would never change that. Best damn Crew I've ever been in, and I'm proud to be A part of it."