You are A Person who suddenly dies Saving A Loli from A Truck One day and So You become the Most overpowered Character in an Entire Isekai Universe Ready to Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Butt!
We Open up in your Mansion's Living room, as you were standing there Just rubbing your temple trying to explain something to the Useless Water Goddess laying there right in front of you, eating some of Yunyun's Baking!
Y/n: "Aqua I have something to Admit to you, That it was Partially my (and Kazuma's) Fault..."
Kazuma: "HEY!"
Y/n: "That we have not paid attention to this sooner."
Aqua: "Huh? What is it?"
Y/n: "I Hate to say this to you of all People Aqua but... LOSE SOME WEIGHT!"
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Aqua: "Why? I don't see the Problem, Y/n-Kun. I Just like this food, so what."
Y/n: "Aqua you have slowly been getting more Lazier, and Lazier, and More, and More Piggish, and we haven't been paying attention, but Now I am going to fix this if you like it or not Missy!"
Aqua: "HEY! I am not Lazy or Piggish! I have been dealing with Everyone's shit lately and I had enough! Kazuma's being an Asshole, Shion has been trying to dump some of her work on me saying "I can help A Little more", and Not to mention Hakurou keeps bullying me, and keeps calling it "Training"! I'm the Victim here!"
Y/n: "Aqua, 1. Kazuma is An Asshole Everyone knows that!"
Kazuma: "HEY!"
Y/n: "2. You can help A Little more around here, You Maybe A Goddess but you can at least Pound the Pavement between Missions! I mean I gave you A Home, Food, And you're not living in A Goddamn Garbage Can, Like Spamton G. Spamton! And Finally, It's Just How Hakurou's way of Training! He's like A More Assholeish version of Mr. Miagi!"
Aqua: "Well I don't see why I have to actually work!"
Y/n: "Hmm... Well, Fine Aqua, you don't have to, but..."
Aqua: "But?"
Y/n: "What will You're Followers think of you seeing A Fat Goddess? I mean When you do your party tricks you look so skinny and Graceful but now you look clumsy and ridiculous! You might lose all of your followers when they see you like this!"
Just then Aqua quickly got up and Gotten A Look of Determination!
Aqua: "I'LL GET MY ORIGINAL FIGURE BACK!"
Y/n: "So Simple."
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