one-shots

sbi went where!?

this one is a crossover. ;)

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     It was January 6th, and everyone in the DreamSMP had been logged on to fight in Doomsday. It was an important day in the lore, and it had been anticipated by even the creators themselves. It had been in their plans for the lore for over 2 months at that point.

     As all of them logged on and began their streams, 6 members of the server felt a weird tug, like their souls were being sucked from their bodies.

    "Hey, guys." Ranboo said into the mess of sounds, everyone trying to say things all at once.

    "Heyooooo." Technoblade's voice somehow made its way through the actual mob of people in the VC, reaching multiple people's ears. 

    "Hi maaaaaate."

     "Hey."

     "Hi!"

     "Oh god."

     "Is everyone ready?" Foolish loudly cried out, getting everyone's attention. Somehow.

     A chorus of yups, yeahs, and yes filled the voice channel, everyone pressing their stream keys to switch to their Minecraft skins. As most people went on mute to talk to their fans, the group of people regarded as 'Sleepy Bois Inc.' by most of their community stayed unmuted, starting up a conversation.

     "Ok, hello." Phil's iconic laugh rang through the VC, bringing smiles to the few unmuted members' faces. 

     "Hi Phil!" Tubbo's sweet voice responded, excited. "I'm so nervous, man."

     "You've done this for like 6 months now Tubbo. It's just lore like it always is, no need to be stressed. People are going to love it anyway." Wilbur tried to soothe the younger member of the club.

     "Wilbur, I don't think you're helping." 

     "Shut up Tommy."

     "Hey, hey! Passivity, please!" Ranboo hushed, quieting the the small ruckus. "Anyways, does anyone have anything interesting to talk about while the others finish up?"

     "I DO! I DO!" Tommy loudly yelled into everyone's ears. "The Queen. She's a wonderful woman."

     Coughing, Ranboo spoke, "Does anyone have anything interesting to talk about while the others finish up?"

      "Ranboo-" Tommy's pained cry caused the other 5 to silently lower his Discord volume.

      "I felt this weird tug before stream, like RIGHT before. I think I was falling asleep or       something, but -"

      "I felt it too." Techno responded, speaking for the first time since Ranboo had joined.

      "...I did as well." Wilbur parroted, hesitance in his tone.

     "I also felt it, but I disregarded it at first." A cup being placed onto a desk could be heard from Phil's microphone.

     "Okay, that's just creepy. All of us feeling the same thing?" Tommy quietly spoke, causing the other 5 members to raise his Discord volume.

     "I mean, it could just be a coincidence. Maybe we all felt the same earth- wait no, Ranboo's in the United States." Phil tried to piece together an excuse for what happened.

     "I mean, what could cause 6 people from two different places, all scattered around, to feel the sa-" Wilbur was cut off by all 6 members of SBI fainting promptly in the VC.

--- 5 minutes later...

     "Uhh, Wilbur? Ranboo? Phil? Hello?" Dream had paused the lore streams start to check up on SBI, only for them to all be unmuted in the VC together, unresponsive. "Techno? Tubbo? Tommy? Hellloooooo?"

     "That's really weird." Niki responded to the fact that none of the 6 members had made even a single sound after everyone had undeafened.

     "Welp. Guess we'll just have to be down a few members for lore." Dream unmuted his mic, starting the lore.

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     As Ranboo slowly came into consciousness, he rubbed the back of his head, feeling his hair. His head was slowly developing a small ache near the back, and it was starting to hurt. A lot. Ranboo felt his ears droop, slowly opening his eyes.

     Wait.

           Ranboo's ears can't droop.

     In a panic, Ranboo sat himself up, seeing the other 6 members of SBI strewn around him. Tommy was now sporting a really big raccoon tail and ears, Phil had wings sprouting out his back, and Techno was barely recognizable. Wilbur and Tubbo looked just how they normally did. Looking down at his hands, they were mismatched with claws positioned at the end of each finger. 

     As each member woke up, all taking their turns shocking themselves with panic and a pain in the back of their head, Ranboo took the time to really invest into his surroundings.

     They were in a small alleyway with a back, with a large trash can that Tommy had woken up in off to the side. The sky above them was perfectly blue with large fluffy clouds moving swiftly across the sky, and fast moving cars were driving across a busy street. On the other side of said street, large and old looking buildings lined the street. 

     And in the background, a massive skyscraper poked itself through the skyline, sporting a massive A on its front.

     "Hey, guys?" Ranboo brought himself to use his voice, although it been very quiet.

     Raising a hand, he pointed towards the tower with the A.

      "I think I know where we are." All members directed their attention towards the now absolutely massive boy.

     "Well, where are we?" Wilbur tiredly croaked, already done with this shit.

     "I...I think we're in the Marvel universe."

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THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUN TO WRITE I STFIGHJGNSIGJKHNSDKVM,

I literally know close to nothing about marvel but if I knew more, I would definitely write an introduction to each avenger </3

all my information is gathered through extensively reading fan fiction and my best friend kekw