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♥︎𝘘 ➢ ⎋ liked by august and 3,411,736 others billieeilish: 💋
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♥︎𝘘 ➢ ⎋ liked by harrystyles and 193,310 others august: call me
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lil fruit cup
did you know cats spend 70% of their life sleeping I wanna be a cat oh my god abraham lincoln was apparently a huge fan of cats makes him pretty hot honestly he could get it
it's three in the morning what the fuck are you talking about
did you know theres a obama x lincoln fan fiction
no I did not know that why are you looking at fan fictions of old white men
white men who were also presidents of our country oooh obama just got caught riding lincoln by WENDY WILLIAMS this shit is good
WHY ARE YOU READING IT
you know what I don't like your tone I can feel you judging me
I am judging you I have so many questions but I also really don't wanna fucking know
you can blame my roommate when kai first moved in we bonded over childhood fan fiction trauma you really don't wanna know
no I don't wanna fucking know you're so weird
don't tell me you never googled random things as a child
well yeah but I didn't read fan fictions
I bet you watched weird porn though lil freak
okay maybe I did but I bet you did too
we all did did you ever watch 2 girls 1 cup?
yes please don't remind me I once watched this porn where they opened up this guys asshole, poured milk and cereal and ate it
I SAW THAT I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT MAN anyways let me go finish reading this fanfic obama is currently shopping at spencers
please go to sleep
let me finish it you go back to whatever you were doing wait why are you awake?
I'm home alone and can't sleep so I'm laying on my kitchen floor eating raw cookie dough listening to sad music
damn dude are you okay? I know you don't know who I am but I can call you if you want I can come over also please don't eat raw cookie dough that's bad for you
I already have a stomach ache and it's vegan anyway so no salmonella for me but I'm okay you're good and it seems like you're okay too by the sounds of it
oh I got bored trump came in was like a gang bang of all of the presidents I need to pour bleach in my eyes after witnessing that
wow okay don't pour bleach in your eyes
FUCK SAKE KAI IS AWAKE WITH THEIR SNEAKY LINK WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SO LOUD IT'S LIKE A PORNO
kai must be good at eating ass then huh put some headphones in
they're already in I'm listening to good old avril WHEN YOU'RE GONE THE PIECES OF MY HEART ARE MISSIN' YOU
oh my god I love that song you're a weirdo but I love your music taste so far
and this is what we're best friends I'm just waiting for my invite for a late night drive so I can steal the aux and blast my music
nah no one uses my aux but me
I'm currently sobbing like sarah paulson HELP ME THE KILLER IS ESCAPING
