☻ billieeilish
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billieeilish: 💤august: baby
stephanie: lordd😩
unclecrunckle: so pretty
↳billieeilish: I miss u smuser3: DADDY?
antisocialeilish: lemme kiss those pretty lips
claudiasuleski: YES
gabriellewinters: I think I'm dreaming
billiefan: you look so fucking good holy shit
user5: you're so active and I'm here for it
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☻ august
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august: darlin'kai: stop flashing the neighbours
↳august: they love it
↳user3: I wish I was your neighbourstephanie: pretty baby
billieeilish: turn around
↳kai: BILLIE WHY DO YOU NEVER COMMENT ON MY POSTS?? HATE CRIMEuser2: UR SO HOT
gabriellewinters: fuckk
harrystyles: i'm coming over and i'm bringing you a shirt
↳august: you'll take it off straight after anyways so just leave it at home
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MY DOG JUST SHIT ON MY JORDANS
WHAT THE FUCKwhy did you leave you jordans unattended with a dog is the question
my dog growing up always used to eat my shoes
rip to my cherry red doc martens
gone but never forgotten 😔🙏he doesn't eat my shoes
but he SHIT on them
dude I'm gonna throw up
why does this happen to me 😭brb I'm going to the mall
I want cherry red docshelp me
it's everywhere
do I even bother cleaning these shoes or shall I just throw them awayJORDANS??
of course?!?!?
theres like professional shoe cleaners if they're that badI have hundreds of pairs
I'll just buy morehow rich are you 😭
I want hundreds of pairs of shoes
not jordans though
not my style
giving me too much hey mamas lesbian
OH FUCK
YOU'RE A HEY MAMAS LESBIAN
OH NO
NO NO NObro
I hate you😭
I aint no fucking hey mamas lesbian
I just like jordans
I have tasteTASTE?
girl I need to see what type of clothes you're wearing with jordanswhat tf is wrong with jordans
what type of shoes do you wear?everything honestly
I'm loving platform boots
and I'm about to love my cherry red docs
why are there so many people at the mall
it's five pm on a wednesdaythis is why you don't go to the mall
why didn't you just order them?because I want them NOW
also I'm craving bobaomg bring me some
I want bobatough titties
I'm not bringing you anything
if you're so rich
pay someone to get you someI guess I will
lemme go call my personal assistant
she'll bring me somewhy don't you get your maid to clean the dog shit too
she'll probably wipe your ass while she's at it
if you pay her enoughI have pleasure in wiping my own ass
the only person wiping my ass is me
no matter how rich I amwhat if you become a paraplegic and can't move
someone will have to wipe your asshell fucking no
I love shitting dude
if I ever become paralysed please tell my family to just fucking shoot me in the headomg why
you'll have plenty of people to look after you
we could re-create me before you
you can be will
and I'll be louisa
apart from the sad endingI have no idea what you're talking about
ME BEFORE YOU??
you have to watch it omg
anyways I GOT MY CHERRY DOCS
PRAISE THE LORDthe trailer looks boring
I'm not watching itWATCH IT
YOU ARE READING
call me back | b.e
Fanfictionbillie eilish texts the wrong number and never expects her to discover the real identity of the weirdo sending her messages.