eight

40.3K 1.1K 701
                                    

billieeilish

♥︎ 𝘘 ➢ ⎋ liked by finneas and 4,193,521 othersbillieeilish: 💤

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

♥︎ 𝘘 ➢
⎋ liked by finneas and 4,193,521 others
billieeilish: 💤

august: baby

stephanie: lordd😩

unclecrunckle: so pretty
billieeilish: I miss u sm

user3: DADDY?

antisocialeilish: lemme kiss those pretty lips

claudiasuleski: YES

gabriellewinters: I think I'm dreaming

billiefan: you look so fucking good holy shit

user5: you're so active and I'm here for it

tap to view more comments

august

♥︎ 𝘘 ➢ ⎋ liked by billieeilish and 136,570 othersaugust: darlin'

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

♥︎ 𝘘 ➢
⎋ liked by billieeilish and 136,570 others
august: darlin'

kai: stop flashing the neighbours
august: they love it
  ↳user3: I wish I was your neighbour

stephanie: pretty baby

billieeilish: turn around
kai: BILLIE WHY DO YOU NEVER COMMENT ON MY POSTS?? HATE CRIME

user2: UR SO HOT

gabriellewinters: fuckk

harrystyles: i'm coming over and i'm bringing you a shirt
august: you'll take it off straight after anyways so just leave it at home

tap to view more comments

lil fruit cup

MY DOG JUST SHIT ON MY JORDANS
WHAT THE FUCK

why did you leave you jordans unattended with a dog is the question
my dog growing up always used to eat my shoes
rip to my cherry red doc martens
gone but never forgotten 😔🙏

he doesn't eat my shoes
but he SHIT on them
dude I'm gonna throw up
why does this happen to me 😭

brb I'm going to the mall
I want cherry red docs

help me
it's everywhere
do I even bother cleaning these shoes or shall I just throw them away

JORDANS??
of course?!?!?
theres like professional shoe cleaners if they're that bad

I have hundreds of pairs
I'll just buy more

how rich are you 😭
I want hundreds of pairs of shoes
not jordans though
not my style
giving me too much hey mamas lesbian
OH FUCK
YOU'RE A HEY MAMAS LESBIAN
OH NO
NO NO NO

bro
I hate you😭
I aint no fucking hey mamas lesbian
I just like jordans
I have taste

TASTE?
girl I need to see what type of clothes you're wearing with jordans

what tf is wrong with jordans
what type of shoes do you wear?

everything honestly
I'm loving platform boots
and I'm about to love my cherry red docs
why are there so many people at the mall
it's five pm on a wednesday

this is why you don't go to the mall
why didn't you just order them?

because I want them NOW
also I'm craving boba

omg bring me some
I want boba

tough titties
I'm not bringing you anything
if you're so rich
pay someone to get you some

I guess I will
lemme go call my personal assistant
she'll bring me some

why don't you get your maid to clean the dog shit too
she'll probably wipe your ass while she's at it
if you pay her enough

I have pleasure in wiping my own ass
the only person wiping my ass is me
no matter how rich I am

what if you become a paraplegic and can't move
someone will have to wipe your ass

hell fucking no
I love shitting dude
if I ever become paralysed please tell my family to just fucking shoot me in the head

omg why
you'll have plenty of people to look after you
we could re-create me before you
you can be will
and I'll be louisa
apart from the sad ending

I have no idea what you're talking about

ME BEFORE YOU??
you have to watch it omg
anyways I GOT MY CHERRY DOCS
PRAISE THE LORD

the trailer looks boring
I'm not watching it

WATCH IT

call me back | b.eWhere stories live. Discover now