apologies for the previous chapter where august made a statement...forgetting obama isn't white.... the author dumb as hell sometimes lol
also! if you haven't seen the uh..videos spoken about don't EVER watch them. I am still traumatised to this day.
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lil fruit cup
went to my moms so she can make me dinner
but I saw the crockpot and dipped
ain't no-one want no crockpot stewaw
I bet your mom worked super hard on your stew
go back and eat itnah I went taco bell
she'll probably come over tomorrow and bring me some in tupperware lmaoyour mom must really love you
taking care of you and shityeah she's my best friend
I'm super close with all my familywhat's that like?
what's what like?
having family that gives a fuck
I'm guessing your parents don't?
BINGO
got kicked out for being bi at fifteen
'being gay is a sin'
'you're going to hell'
I might be going to hell but at least I get to suck on some titties
sounds like I'm the real winner heredamn I'm sorry
my parents are super supportive
my mom will adopt you
she loves everyone"what are you doing step sis?"😏
NO
HAHA
I HAD TOOwhat happened when you were fifteen?
I lived on the streets and sold my ass
made BANK
lmao I'm kidding
I stole my dads credit card and went to a bunch of ATM machines and took out as much money as I could
took a bus to my aunts house
my family hated her after she divorced her late husband so she moved out of state to LAI had the best life living with her, she had a friend called melody who used to come over for wine nights
I found out they weren't just friends when I walked in on them making out in the kitchenmelody was a MILF
anyways I finished online school and I'm revealing too much to a stranger
sorry lolno keep going
I wanna know more
where's melody
do you still live with your aunt?
what do you do now?
have you spoke to your family?
did your dad find out about the stolen credit card?melody had a husband and left when my aunt died
I don't live with my aunt because she died lol (she was in a wreck when I was eighteen...pls don't ask me about it because I will cry)
I'm a stripper
my parents came to my aunts funeral and almost passed out when they saw me stood there with my girlfriend (now ex lol)
my dad found out but because of his job, if people found out he kicked me out for literally nothing, he'd be fired lol
okay tell me about your family
is it as dysfunctional as mine?you're a stripper?????
which club? asking for a friend
but no, I don't really speak to most of my family
but I see my older brother and my parents like everyday
they're my best friends
and I can't really say anything else without giving too much away about my job lolokay now I'm really curious as to what you actually do
but that's so cute
I'm glad you're super close with your family
but I ain't actually a stripper
although if I lose my job, I will beif you're not telling me
I certainly ain't telling youwe're never gonna tell each other are we
probably not
but it's whatever
you'll forever be the stranger I occasionally textbitch we text every fucking day
but apologies for the trauma dump
theres way more but uh
you're a stranger and that's weird
and you probably don't care lolyou right
I don't careI thought you were bae, turns out you're just fam😔
YOU ARE READING
call me back | b.e
Fanfictionbillie eilish texts the wrong number and never expects her to discover the real identity of the weirdo sending her messages.