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hey, im sad so here's an update lol

billieeilish

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billieeilish: call me

claudiasuleski: so pretty

user2: I can't get over how fucking pretty you are

august: you're an angel
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stephanie: that's my baby

gabriellewinters: fucking bitch..I know you went through my room yesterday
billieeilish: yeah you have some interesting things in your top drawer 😏
gabriellewinters: I fucking hate you 

user4: shitting crying and throwing up

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august
⟟  new york

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august: LBD

stephanie: I'm in love with you
august: as you should be

kai: have fun without me whore
august: miss u already sugar tits

user2: u look so fucking good

gabriellewinters: yes

user3: can I have your figure?

harrystyles: you went to new york without me?
august: and I'll do it again

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lil fruit cup

im eating canned spaghettiOs in a parking lot

.....why?

because I'm having the time of my life dorothy

can I ask why you're eating canned spaghetti in a parking lot
it seems oddly specific

because I bought some and I got hungry
and also eating disorder
but we don't need to talk about that

and you're eating them cold??

I'm getting what I paid for
and I found a spoon in the car
theres some old people watching me

they're just jealous
you're obviously living your best life

I know!
I knew these were the right choice
so good

those are so bad
aren't they like less than a dollar??

88 cents per can

there's no way it's healthy for you to eat them from a can so cold

and leave these poor spaghettios to sit alone in the store alone without anyone to eat them?im not a monster

you said you dropped them on the floor
please tell me they're out the actual can and not the floor
you're gonna get sick

when she cares about me 😍😍
but I'm not gonna get sick
and no, they're outta the can
I'm not that bad

you're gonna jinx yourself
I already know you're gonna be a whiny ass when you get sick

are you gonna come take care of me?
clean up my vomit from the floor?

I hate you so much

shhhh
no you don't

you can't shush me over text

let me eat me and my spaghetti in the parking lot in peace

well now I'm definitely not going to

it's not gonna kill me if I eat a little

leave those alone oh my god
go home
I'd tell you to come to my house but I broke the toilet shitting
and there's a plumber here so you can't use my bathroom to throw up in

you're hurting my feelings right now
I thought I was your special little lady </3

pls don't be sick

too late

oh fuck fr?

I ate too much too quickly
the old couple next to me are staring

run
I'm really hoping you're not replying because you're fleeing the scene
please don't ever buy discounted cans of spagettios again

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