hey, im sad so here's an update lol
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august: LBDstephanie: I'm in love with you
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lil fruit cup
im eating canned spaghettiOs in a parking lot
.....why?
because I'm having the time of my life dorothy
can I ask why you're eating canned spaghetti in a parking lot
it seems oddly specificbecause I bought some and I got hungry
and also ✨eating disorder✨
but we don't need to talk about thatand you're eating them cold??
I'm getting what I paid for
and I found a spoon in the car
theres some old people watching methey're just jealous
you're obviously living your best lifeI know!
I knew these were the right choice
so goodthose are so bad
aren't they like less than a dollar??88 cents per can
there's no way it's healthy for you to eat them from a can so cold
and leave these poor spaghettios to sit alone in the store alone without anyone to eat them?im not a monster
you said you dropped them on the floor
please tell me they're out the actual can and not the floor
you're gonna get sickwhen she cares about me 😍😍
but I'm not gonna get sick
and no, they're outta the can
I'm not that badyou're gonna jinx yourself
I already know you're gonna be a whiny ass when you get sickare you gonna come take care of me?
clean up my vomit from the floor?I hate you so much
shhhh
no you don'tyou can't shush me over text
let me eat me and my spaghetti in the parking lot in peace
well now I'm definitely not going to
it's not gonna kill me if I eat a little
leave those alone oh my god
go home
I'd tell you to come to my house but I broke the toilet shitting
and there's a plumber here so you can't use my bathroom to throw up inyou're hurting my feelings right now
I thought I was your special little lady </3pls don't be sick
too late
oh fuck fr?
I ate too much too quickly
the old couple next to me are staringrun
I'm really hoping you're not replying because you're fleeing the scene
please don't ever buy discounted cans of spagettios again
YOU ARE READING
call me back | b.e
Fanfictionbillie eilish texts the wrong number and never expects her to discover the real identity of the weirdo sending her messages.